Male Grooming Quotes

My weirdest scent association is probably Axe Body Spray, because every boy I know wears that stuff, and the smell is so specific! And the loud noise when you spray it! My little brother used to wear it, and the whole house would reek of it for days.

I'm not one of those guys who is going to dye his beard. I'm not that vain.

I hate tricky facial hair. If your facial hair is too spotty in places, shave. Just forget about it.

I wear men's cologne - it gets the fellas!

Just like girls need to learn to be comfortable in heels before they go out in them for the first time, a man should try wearing a suit throughout a normal day. I do most things in a suit-and sometimes even in a tuxedo-and so I'm really comfortable in one.

I had beautiful wavy hair and a waxed mustache.

You always notice a facelift on a woman. It's a tightness around the ears, and the scar is usually inside the ears. If I suspect it's been done, I usually move around until I can see it. But with a man, it actually pulls your beard and your sideburns back, and that's what's so strange.

The products in my bathroom are pretty minimal. Issey Miyake makes great cologne, and I use everything from Zirh, especially their shave scream. I really like Mario Badesco aftershave, too. It's amazing.

Phil has the classic, mature beard. Jase's is kind of red - it's weird, like him! Jep grooms his the most: He's got all these special lotions and perfumes that he puts on.

Jewelry is fine on some guys, but it's not for me.

I like short beards. Not a big fan of the bigger beards.

One of things about beards is that, when men reach a certain age, they'd like to see if they can grow one. It's a phenomenon I understand very well. After you get over the itchy face, you go, "Oh, I don't have to shave, that's cool." And then you move into the philosophical thing- people say, "You look weird, you have a beard." And you say, "No, actually, it's weird to shave." Having a beard is natural. When you think about it, shaving it off is quite weird.

Most guys with toupees overcompensate. They want too much hair. They end up piling it high, looking like a weird flower.

I had hair down to my shoulders, a beard and mustache. I was crude and rude.

Right and a true woman will see that. And I have kids, so I'm always telling my sons...shower!

Men are naive to their bodies. They don't pay attention to their skin like women do.

What I have yet to see is a real woman choose a younger man because he spent six hours a day at the gym trying to sculpt his abs.

Men in makeup, obviously, is a very new concept. It has not been widely accepted in the past.

I couldn't be bothered with the whole shaving-every-couple-of-days routine.

Don't wear bacon cologne. If you put on...you know what? Screw it. Wear it. If you are the type of guy who is tempted to wear bacon cologne, it's not like you could get laid any less.

Some guys are afraid of "fashion" even those this isn't really fashion. It's more "style". A lot of guys don't want to look like they care too much. The idea of standing in a fiting room and trying things on and saying, "How does this look?" I think maybe that experience is a little bit intimidating.

I am sending a memo to every man in the world: just because you make an effort with your wardrobe doesn't make you a wuss.

I think with social media and men wanting to look good - since honestly a lot of the older men are going out with younger women - they do want to use Botox.

I shave without using shaving cream.

I'm not a guy that shaves. I'm not a guy that styles my hair.