I think you should, yeah. You should wash your beard, then shave it off, nail it to a Frisbee and fling it over a rainbow.
I hate tricky facial hair. If your facial hair is too spotty in places, shave. Just forget about it.
I find the ritual of shaving very relaxing, but for every day, it's pretty irritating on my skin, so I like having the definition a beard gives.
I had the only beard in the Western Hemisphere that made Bob Dylan's look good.
Phil has the classic, mature beard. Jase's is kind of red - it's weird, like him! Jep grooms his the most: He's got all these special lotions and perfumes that he puts on.
I like having a beard. My beard changes my face shape and allows me to see in it family members who I love and can't see otherwise.
I have a beard. Just not on my face.
Come on, man, I got a full beard!
Of the Seven Dwarfs, the only one who shaved was Dopey. That should tell us something about the wisdom of shaving.
I'm obsessed with beards. First of all, beards make you look like more of an animal. Second, I kind of like biting beards; it's a pastime of mine. And when I make out with a dude who has a beard - who are the only kinds of dudes I make out with - then my glitter gets stuck in their beards, and then no other chick will make out with them for at least three days.
Having a beard is a good way to make your face more susceptible to velcro.
Dad at breakfast today being very quiet. I notice he is clean shaven. I said to him, "Vati, what has happened to the little beaver that used to live on the end of your chin?
I'm obsessed with beards. First of all, beards make you look like more of an animal. Second, I kind of like biting beards; it's a pastime of mine.
Safety razors make it hard to grow beards in America: America would be a better place if there were a few bearded, savage, terrible old men.
I'm not a good hipster - if I let my moustache grow for weeks, it just looks like I have dirt on my face. I'll never have a glorious handlebar moustache.
I have the softest beard in the world. As far as growing it, it doesn't itch, and it's so non-intrusive. But, I am so sick of hair on my face and on my head. Because I'm not a really hairy guy, I'm not really used to it.
I don't think I'll ever be able to grow a beard.
A decent beard has long been the number one must-have fashion item for any fugitive from justice.
I never, ever thought I would be able to grow a beard like I have now. I think it's gonna be here for a little minute. Fear the beard, hopefully.
I can't grow a beard.
I shave without using shaving cream.
Growing a beard is a habit most natural, Scriptural, manly and beneficial.
Sometimes in the heart of the summer, I look at people with their faces shaved and think it'd be nice, but once you get used to it, it's not as hot. Most guys say it gets itchy, but once you grow it out into a big man beard, the itching is gone.
I'm a really big fan of facial hair.
Over his own dark Cealdish beard. "Nothing like your marvelous facebear.
