Craig Brown Quotes

My beard is just an ongoing effort to hide my face as much as possible.

Once when I was a fugitive, I was working for a law firm in Denver.

Sometimes in the heart of the summer, I look at people with their faces shaved and think it'd be nice, but once you get used to it, it's not as hot. Most guys say it gets itchy, but once you grow it out into a big man beard, the itching is gone.

Yes, the hunky barista looks even more terrifically masculine with three days' growth on his chin. Guys under 50 mostly do. But when your beard is partly or largely grey, that stubble can just look a little unwashed. Sadly, when you're over 50, different rules apply.

He has never been more than two steps ahead of the law.

A man should be well groomed. If you're going to have facial hair, it should be a choice, not an accident.

I love my beard.

The beard has gotta stay. That's my staple. I can't get rid of it.

Getting a grey beard's not cool.

If you want to grow a beard like mine, the only thing I can tell you is that you have to have patience. You just have to let it grow.

That's the fantastic thing about having a beard. You don't have to do anything about it. I have a special wax that I use to shape it sometimes.

I'm a really big fan of facial hair.

Well, you didn't design your beard too well, did you?

Growing a beard is a habit most natural, Scriptural, manly and beneficial.

Dad at breakfast today being very quiet. I notice he is clean shaven. I said to him, "Vati, what has happened to the little beaver that used to live on the end of your chin?

How can a young man like to wear a beard?

The veil deprives women of the possibility of earning their livelihood, the custom is well known to be unsanitary, and it tends to hinder the work of the police by enabling criminals to conceal their identity. After ten days any women wearing a veil will be arrested

The most malign of all these dangers today is disregard and disobedience of law. Crime is increasing. Confidence in rigid and speedy justice is decreasing. I am not prepared to believe that this indicates any decay in the moral fiber of the American people. I am not prepared to believe that it indicates an impotence of the Federal Government to enforce its laws.

The problem is that we have evil people who try to skirt the laws. And that's the problem.

I'm not one of those guys who is going to dye his beard. I'm not that vain.

I like having a beard. What's funny is when you shave a beard, you realize how freezing cold your face is! The primary purpose evolution-wise is to keep you warm, to grow hair on your face. You shave it off, and your face is freezing for a few days.

I don't like facial hair.

I got into beards right in the middle of the hipster boom.

The Brawny man is a prime example of a guy with a cool-looking mustache.

It's strange that a little facial hair causes that much excitement.