Romesh Ranganathan Quotes

I cannot pull off a mustache. It's like threading a needle, because most of the time, I'll look like a complete idiot.

I joke that the beard does 40 percent of the job.

And that's just what I'm saying. I would never want to be like certain people, who change the way they dress, go out in disguise, wear a big floppy hat and dark shades. I would hate that.

I was blessed with blonde hair and a baby face - well, I don't know if you'd call that blessed - I don't even remember when I started shaving.

I will never shave off my beard and moustache. I did once, for charity, but my wife said, 'Good grief, how awful, you look like an American car with all the chrome removed.'

I'm not a good hipster - if I let my moustache grow for weeks, it just looks like I have dirt on my face. I'll never have a glorious handlebar moustache.

I was an awkward kid.

A decent beard has long been the number one must-have fashion item for any fugitive from justice.

At school I was very shy and coincidentally inherited the title 'little miss worry guts,' and that was just among the staff. I learned early on that I could make people laugh, and as my small neat body betrayed me by growing to dizzying heights, I used it as a tool that translated into complete slap-stick comedy.

I love my beard.

I'm part Bridget Jones, part Larry David. I'm shy; I'm prude.

Mary Katherine Gallagher is an exaggerated version of me, how I felt when I was little.

I'm 87% socially awkward.

Every few years, I change my look for the simple reason that I get bored. If you Google Image me, you will see so many different looks: long hair, short hair, clean shaven, beard, etc.

I'm the most awkward man alive.

I was voted 'most shy' in seventh grade! Can you even believe it?

I'd been educated stupidly, I knew nothing about nothing, that's part of being shy.

It always seemed to me that men wore their beards, like they wear their neckties, for show.

I'm a terrible dancer. The worst.

Mere bashfulness without merit is awkwardness.

I like parties, but I'm shy, and I often find myself standing around, feeling awkward.

I'm quite shy, so if there's a guy I like, I actually ignore him because I can't speak to him. I get all red and sweaty, and it's embarrassing.

When I was small, my most serious handicap was a painful bashfulness in the presence of strangers.

I don't know, I'm literally the most awkward, socially strange person.

I don't take compliments so well. I always hang my head and shuffle and kind of try to immediately forget.