Rolf Harris Quotes

I joke that the beard does 40 percent of the job.

My beard is just an ongoing effort to hide my face as much as possible.

I'm a really big fan of facial hair.

A good mustache makes a man for many reasons.

You can't do comedy with a beard.

I'm not a good hipster - if I let my moustache grow for weeks, it just looks like I have dirt on my face. I'll never have a glorious handlebar moustache.

You're only as good as your last haircut.

I've always been a stubble man; I don't do clean-shaven.

I cannot pull off a mustache. It's like threading a needle, because most of the time, I'll look like a complete idiot.

I'm not a guy that shaves. I'm not a guy that styles my hair.

I don't like facial hair.

Even if I were to retire, I wouldn't shave. Everyone I know, including my wife, has never seen me without it.

I love the basic comedy of growing a moustache.

Well, you didn't design your beard too well, did you?

It always seemed to me that men wore their beards, like they wear their neckties, for show.

A decent beard has long been the number one must-have fashion item for any fugitive from justice.

The scruffier your beard, the sharper you need to dress.

I had the only beard in the Western Hemisphere that made Bob Dylan's look good.

I understand being less sexy than Osama bin Laden, but not less sexy than Carrot Top. That, I find offensive.

Hey, man, I like to look good; I wear make-up.

I don't have the confidence to pull off a moustache.

My wife does wish I dressed better.

When I first started out, I got criticism for the way I looked. I think, now, it's a good thing because, why would you want to look like everyone else?

I guess, to tell you the truth, I've never had much of a desire to grow facial hair. I think I've managed to play quarterback just fine without a mustache.

I don't want to be Marilyn Monroe. In many ways, that's a good comparison. Because Marilyn Monroe was a sexpot, all that stuff that I have no interest in. For me, it's much easier to just try to make people laugh than to try to be the hottest thing in the world.