Clean-Shaven Quotes

I hate tricky facial hair. If your facial hair is too spotty in places, shave. Just forget about it.

If you're an L.C.N. guy, you don't have facial hair and you don't have long hair. You have to be neat all the time. It's the rule.

The Yankees have strict rules. You can have a mustache but no other facial hair.

In the fifties, no one wore beards. In Eisenhower's day, as in the time of the Founding Fathers, all chins were smooth, while during the Civil War, beards were as common as sepsis.

I like short beards. Not a big fan of the bigger beards.

They prospect of seeing oneself in the mirror clean-shaven is too close to a Vincent Price film... a prospect not to be contemplated, no matter the compensation.

It was the shaving that bothered me the most. I'm not a great fan of shaving and I had to be really clean-shaven, hands, head, hairline, all the fluff off my face, everything except my eyebrows, so this sheen, this kind of polish they used on me, would stick.

If I shave, I don't have a chin anymore.

I'm not a guy that shaves. I'm not a guy that styles my hair.

I try to dress smooth, I try to keep my face shaved, I try to keep my head cut. I try to do all the things to keep it smooth going!

I love a good goatee. I'm actually obsessed with goatees. I do like my men smooth, though. I like him to smell really good, so a great cologne is always hot.

I'm a really big fan of facial hair.

Even if I were to retire, I wouldn't shave. Everyone I know, including my wife, has never seen me without it.

I've always been a stubble man; I don't do clean-shaven.

I haven't seen my face since I started growing my beard, which was when I was a teenager, almost; I never shaved. So I don't really know what I look like.

The scruffier your beard, the sharper you need to dress.

I don't like facial hair.

No wife, no horse, no mustache

I was neat, clean, shaved and sober and I didn't care who knew it.

There is always a period when a man with a beard shaves it off. This period does not last. He returns headlong to his beard.

You have your face bare; I am all face.

I will never shave off my beard and moustache. I did once, for charity, but my wife said, 'Good grief, how awful, you look like an American car with all the chrome removed.'

I don't mind seeing two guys kissing, you know, as long as they're clean-shaven.