Jude Law Quotes

I haven't shaved my private parts, but I dyed them once for a laugh! They looked more ginger, though!

I try to dress smooth, I try to keep my face shaved, I try to keep my head cut. I try to do all the things to keep it smooth going!

If I shave, I don't have a chin anymore.

I have to shave every day. If I don't, it's sort of like going to bed without brushing your teeth for me - but I'm a crazy person so maybe that's why.

A man should be well groomed. If you're going to have facial hair, it should be a choice, not an accident.

I thoroughly believe that shaving is the best way of hair removal, as it's the most convenient and hassle free of all the methods.

It's a good idea to shave for TV games.

Wear that cologne, shave your face, shave your head, cut your nails, you know...take care of yourself.

I'm waxed clean - hairless as the day as I was born. But don't say 'Tia has no pubic hair.' That's so clinical. Use a nice euphemism. Say 'She's mowed her secret garden' or 'She's cleared the way to the Promised Land.' Because that's what it is, right?

I really can't be bothered going to a barber. And shaving every morning, that's nightmarish. I spent my teenage years covered in tiny little bits of toilet paper.

They prospect of seeing oneself in the mirror clean-shaven is too close to a Vincent Price film... a prospect not to be contemplated, no matter the compensation.

I've always been a stubble man; I don't do clean-shaven.

I shave my legs twice a week. It's hard the first time you do it. But I'm very lazy. For a team photo in December I just did the fronts.

I always wanted to shave. It is a very natural process. For my birthday I got a lot of shaving stuff.

No nose hair. Ever. You'd be surprised at all the little twigs sticking out. I just can't get it. How can you see that and not just want to hack it off?

If you don't mind smelling like peanut butter for two or three days, peanut butter is darn good shaving cream.

I went to electric razors so I would not have to look at myself in the morning.

I'm not a fan of plastic surgery. Oh, and I've never had a wax in my life. Waxing makes no sense to me because you have to grow it out to wax it.

I hate a man who looks dirty.

I do take care of myself; I get my nails done, and I have a skin doctor, but that's it. I'm clean and groomed.

I never did a dirty armpit. You can look dirty, but you can't be dirty.

If you calculate 15 minutes a day to shave, that is 5,000 minutes a year spent shaving.

I tried on a moustache, and it was decided I would grow one. I've shaved it off for a couple of films, but otherwise, I've had it ever since.

In fact, everybody should wake up smelling nice. I go further, there is not an excuse, ever, not to smell nice, particularly your feet.

I'm kind of lax about hair in general. I stopped shaving my armpits in part to experiment with pheromones, but also because I just didn't feel like shaving them anymore.