Facial Hair Maintenance Quotes

The mustache - I was never happy with the fullness of it. I was a bit too young. Maybe I'll bring it back in my mid-thirties.

Appearance is something you should definitely consider when you're going out. Have your girlfriend clip your nails or something like that.

I cannot pull off a mustache. It's like threading a needle, because most of the time, I'll look like a complete idiot.

Getting a grey beard's not cool.

I do know that you'll definitely never see me sporting a mustache.

It was the shaving that bothered me the most. I'm not a great fan of shaving and I had to be really clean-shaven, hands, head, hairline, all the fluff off my face, everything except my eyebrows, so this sheen, this kind of polish they used on me, would stick.

I believe men's faces come in two kinds: Faces that need a blade, and faces that need an electric. I never was happy with an electric. I became pizzaneck.

I have to perfect my beard every morning and it takes a long time. I think a lot of musicians are into graphic design and art. I decided to be a little bit of an artist on my face.

I try to look nice. I comb my hair, I tie my tie, I put on a jacket, but I draw the line when it comes to trimming my eyebrows. You work with what you got.

A man should be well groomed. If you're going to have facial hair, it should be a choice, not an accident.

Grooming-wise, it is now a constant battle as I progressively turn into my father. I have to keep on top of ear and nose hair - things you never believe will happen to you. Suddenly I have a shaving brush in my ear and I don't know where it's come from, and the more hair I take the out, the more it surges back.

Don't dip your beard in the foam, Father!" They cried to Thorin. "It is long enough without watering it!

Well, actually, plucking my eyebrows is more of a hobby than a grooming tip.

Of a thousand shavers, two do not shave so much alike as not to be distinguished.

A little scruff looks nice, but it feels so uncomfortable. Think about how a guy wants a girl to have smooth legs: It's expected. Shouldn't a guy be expected to do the same on his face? I think that's only fair.

I tried on a moustache, and it was decided I would grow one. I've shaved it off for a couple of films, but otherwise, I've had it ever since.

We know they took their look very seriously - tweezers and combs were found in Viking graves. The warriors would file their teeth down to make them pointy, use kohl to make their eyes look darker, and red pigment on their teeth to make them look bloody.

I had a mustache for 10 years.