Joe Flacco Quotes

I had a mustache for 10 years.

I just grow a terrible mustache, so I try to use my neckbeard as a substitute. And when I get lazy, I don't shave that often.

The mustache - I was never happy with the fullness of it. I was a bit too young. Maybe I'll bring it back in my mid-thirties.

A full beard looks cool.

I've always been a stubble man; I don't do clean-shaven.

I like a grizzly look as long as it's maintained. Facial hair requires maintenance; you can't just grow it out and be done with it.

I have the softest beard in the world. As far as growing it, it doesn't itch, and it's so non-intrusive. But I am so sick of hair on my face and on my head.

Well, actually, plucking my eyebrows is more of a hobby than a grooming tip.

I'm not a guy that shaves. I'm not a guy that styles my hair.

I'm a really big fan of facial hair.

I like short beards. Not a big fan of the bigger beards.

As for facial hair, I think I decided it was a good look after graduate school. I always shave it myself and trim my own beard. I change the look depending on the role. For 'Million Dollar Baby,' I had no facial hair. For 'Men in Black 3,' I had no facial hair but did wear a wig.

I hate tricky facial hair. If your facial hair is too spotty in places, shave. Just forget about it.

The thing about curly hair is that it's a toss-up. Some days you can let it air dry and it's better than a hair-do, but some days you just look like a sloppy person. I'm really resistant to a trim. I only do it when it gets hard to brush out in the shower, then I'll submit, begrudgingly.

The scruffier your beard, the sharper you need to dress.

I always wanted to shave. It is a very natural process. For my birthday I got a lot of shaving stuff.

I've never had my hair cut by anybody, I do it all myself.

Phil has the classic, mature beard. Jase's is kind of red - it's weird, like him! Jep grooms his the most: He's got all these special lotions and perfumes that he puts on.

I have really long hair, so I don't cut it all that often. Sometimes, when I'm working, I just have the stylist on set trim it for me. I don't dye my hair. When I was a teenager, I dyed my hair five colors at one time. It was all different shades of red going from more orange to more purple. I thought I looked so cool.

I have never liked haircuts.

I don't really have the patience to do my hair, which is why it's always parted down the middle, slicked, in a low ponytail or a messy high bun. I'm too lazy to do my own hair, but I like doing my makeup.

I don't curl my hair. In fact, I don't know how to.

When my hair was shorter, I used to get it done every couple of days... but I got tired of that.

My hair is certainly not copious, and I keep it short, always - it's buzzed twice a week.

I cannot pull off a mustache. It's like threading a needle, because most of the time, I'll look like a complete idiot.