Mark Gatiss Quotes

Balding if God's way of showing you are only human... He takes the hair off your head and puts it in your ears.

I can't grow a moustache.

A man knows when he is growing old because he begins to look like his father.

I just grew the hair on my back. Facial hair just wasn't appealing to me. I liked it on my back, though.

I've waited my whole life to be able to have body hair - but I never thought I'd have back hair. But what are you going to do, right?

The best anti-aging product is a great, natural-looking hair color, especially when you're graying.

The bad part about growing older is I'm going bald. The good part is my nose seems to be getting shorter.

Whatever their age, most men have never received true fathering.

I started going gray in my early twenties.

I guess I'm not that metrosexual. My bathroom cabinet is hardly overflowing with products. I only really have my stuff for shaving. I can't honestly say I moisturise, though I probably should.

I'm going bald. I'm having a major problem with it.

A moustache is actually the one thing I really can grow. One of the bad parts about my facial hair situation is that I can't grow sideburns. I'm happy to still have my own hair on my head, but I can't grow any sideburns. If you ever see me with sideburns, they're not real.

The dreadlocks were easy to maintain: I got up in the morning and flicked my head. If they got too big, I'd pull them apart every now and again. In the end, I got too old for them.

I'm extremely hairy. It pretty much connects from the top of my head to my toes with a nice upper body sweater/track jacket type of thing.

I've had completely gray hair since, like, 30.

I've had sideburns since I was 16, but back then, a gust of wind would have blown them off.

I couldn't grow, like, any kind of facial hair at 17.

I know what baldness can do to a man. When you see guys with a toupee that should come with a chinstrap, or somebody whose been through hair replacement surgery and tapped out early because it's too painful, you realize guys will do anything to maintain their sense of virility. They don't want to give up looking young.

I think all men when they get older, they look at the mirror and they probably see their father a little bit.

I remember the day I saw my hair was thinning. I don't remember caring much. I don't care. It's just hair. It never bothered me much. I was pretty young, too. And it happened and is happening very slowly. I have a feeling dead people get really mad when we complain about losing hair.

What makes me feel old is having no hair on the top of my head.

I'm kinda stuck in that awkward in-between stage where my hair is just starting to fall out, but I'm still maintaining my youthful acne.

Babies haven't any hair; Old men's heads are just as bare; between the cradle and the grave lie a haircut and a shave.

Hair growing out every hole in me.

If all babies are so cute, how the hell do we have so many ugly people in the world?