Male Pattern Baldness Quotes

I am not the archetypal leading man. This is mainly for one reason: as you may have noticed, I have no hair.

My hairline is receding. So my days as a romantic lead - even though I've never had them - are behind me.

I know what baldness can do to a man. When you see guys with a toupee that should come with a chinstrap, or somebody whose been through hair replacement surgery and tapped out early because it's too painful, you realize guys will do anything to maintain their sense of virility. They don't want to give up looking young.

Most guys with toupees overcompensate. They want too much hair. They end up piling it high, looking like a weird flower.

Balding if God's way of showing you are only human... He takes the hair off your head and puts it in your ears.

I started balding at age 17 and after first being sad, I really embraced it.

The worst thing baldness causes is loneliness.

What makes me feel old is having no hair on the top of my head.

Men who are going bald often wear baseball caps.

I'm not somebody who is genetically gifted when it comes to facial hair.

Just to confirm to all my followers I have had a hair transplant. I was going bald at 25 why not.

I don't know if I'm quite grizzly enough. My facial hair is still very thin and patchy. I feel someone who plays Wolverine potentially needs testosterone in abundance.

I don't want to be rude to the afflicted but Uncle Eddie is bald in a way which is the baldest I have ever seen.

I get a lot of cracks about my hair, mostly from men who don't have any.

I went bald when I was 18. My father cried. He cried about many things. But it allowed me to play older men in summer stock.

I can't grow a moustache.

I remember the day I saw my hair was thinning. I don't remember caring much. I don't care. It's just hair. It never bothered me much. I was pretty young, too. And it happened and is happening very slowly. I have a feeling dead people get really mad when we complain about losing hair.

I don't wanna join the Hair Club For Men or anything.

Several years ago, I began losing my hair, and like a lot of men, it was a major concern to me, in fact it was practically an obsession. But, also I'm an actor, so I'm in the public eye a lot and I really felt that my hair loss could affect my career prospects.

I couldn't grow, like, any kind of facial hair at 17.

I don't think men like losing their hair, I don't think that's a newsflash. When you see people, start from Donald Trump and go down, you realize people will do anything to have some coverage up there.

I'm not gonna be able to grow a beard. I've realized my limitations as a human.

According to the doctors, I'm only suffering from a light form of premature baldness.

I think I'm losing my hair finally. And, yeah, that's kind of all I know.

The tenderest spot in a man's make-up is sometimes the bald spot on top of his head.