Joe Lando Quotes

Have you noticed how most directors are either bald or grey-haired?

I don't think men like losing their hair, I don't think that's a newsflash. When you see people, start from Donald Trump and go down, you realize people will do anything to have some coverage up there.

At the age of 41, I'm glad I still have hair.

I don't want to go bald, I don't know what's coming up next.

Short of spending $10,000, there is nothing you can do to your head to hide the fact that you're going bald.

Fortunately, it doesn't seem to have made a lot of difference to my audience that I'm as bald as a billiard ball!

I had a shaved head for six years.

There are a lot of people across the country, for as silly as this sounds, who obsess about hair loss.

Yes, my father is bald, but I found a way to save my hair. I met with a doctor in Brazil who has developed a special treatment.

I am not the archetypal leading man. This is mainly for one reason: as you may have noticed, I have no hair.

Being bald is no fun.

We're all born bald, baby.

I made a choice in my career to not get hair plugs and not hide the fact that I was balding, and I've managed to play all sorts of characters who have shaved heads.

My whole career, I was pretty much bald. So, people just got to know me as being a bald guy.

I've been going bald since I was about 17. I'm still hanging on to my hair for dear life, but I do sometimes wonder - should I get a wig?

The worst thing baldness causes is loneliness.

What makes me feel old is having no hair on the top of my head.

According to the doctors, I'm only suffering from a light form of premature baldness.

I don't want to be rude to the afflicted but Uncle Eddie is bald in a way which is the baldest I have ever seen.

When I look at myself, I'd like not to have hair on the top of the ceiling.

That's the problem with having a bald head. It exaggerates the shape.

There's a company that wants to put hair on me! I don't know if it's plugs, I'm sure it is. I laughed and said, 'You gotta be kidding.'

Several years ago, I began losing my hair, and like a lot of men, it was a major concern to me, in fact it was practically an obsession. But, also I'm an actor, so I'm in the public eye a lot and I really felt that my hair loss could affect my career prospects.

I wish I had more hair on my head. Maybe if I sprinkled fertilizer on it, it would grow.

I do a lot of damage to my hair every day because of my work. I just noticed this huge change. It started getting thinner and it started falling out. I hit 30, and I literally felt like I was balding!