Guy Martin Quotes

I had a mustache when I was 13.

Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor.

I have the sort of round face that you complain about when you're younger, but which serves you well as you get older.

I dainty little lass I wasn't. I looked twice my age until I turned 10 or 11.

By age seven, I used to comb my hair for performances, just pull my hair up into a bun. Granted, it wasn't a very intricate hairstyle. Still, to be that responsible and disciplined at age seven is unusual.

The beard is here because I got tired of shaving and Grissom, subsequently, got tired of shaving. Grissom, like any other 50-year-old man, is going through a series of mid-life changes. Who knows, he may start drinking.

I've been a 90-year-old man since I was 12 years old.

When I reach puberty I'm definitely going to grow a beard.

I always wanted facial hair as soon as I could get it.

My face doesn't look the same way it did at 39. My body doesn't look the same way it did at 39.

Every few years, I change my look for the simple reason that I get bored. If you Google Image me, you will see so many different looks: long hair, short hair, clean shaven, beard, etc.

I love the basic comedy of growing a moustache.

I don't love the fact that gravity is winning as I get older, but there's also a calmness that comes with it, which I'm secretly enjoying.

I couldn't grow, like, any kind of facial hair at 17.

High school is really when I came into my own.

I used to go to school in heels every day. I thought I was a little grown woman.

I was 19 or 20 the last time I shaved.

I am getting to that age where I am too old to play the boy next door and too young to play Uncle Fester.

I think in your 30s you can still pretend you're in your 20s, or at least maintain some semblance of youth. Forty is when you've got to stop denying the inevitable.

The teenage years are my least favorite, though my son is phenomenal. He does not get in trouble, and he's not a bad kid. But the fact that they think they know so much.

You know...it's a hard age. Kids are in that stage where they're beginning to understand the world of adults, without having the maturity of adults to deal with everything going on around them.

In short, the best thing to do is behave in a manner befitting one's age. If you are sixteen or under, try not to go bald.

To become young again would seem to me an appalling prospect. Youth is a kind of delirium, which can be cured, if it is ever cured at all, by years of painful treatment.

Young people, take heart: the older you get, the fewer commandments you will have the strength to break.

I'm now in my mid-thirties, so I look in the mirror and my face is changing, and I have a different relationship all of a sudden with myself. Your face changes, things change - that's just kind of what happens. It's hard, though, in this industry, because I think so much importance is put on how you look, and I'm not brave enough to be like, "You know what? I'm just going to let it happen. Whatever. I'm so cool with every line on my face."