Cyprian Quotes

I just grow a terrible mustache, so I try to use my neckbeard as a substitute. And when I get lazy, I don't shave that often.

Phil has the classic, mature beard. Jase's is kind of red - it's weird, like him! Jep grooms his the most: He's got all these special lotions and perfumes that he puts on.

A man should be well groomed. If you're going to have facial hair, it should be a choice, not an accident.

I have the softest beard in the world. As far as growing it, it doesn't itch, and it's so non-intrusive. But, I am so sick of hair on my face and on my head. Because I'm not a really hairy guy, I'm not really used to it.

I have the softest beard in the world. As far as growing it, it doesn't itch, and it's so non-intrusive. But I am so sick of hair on my face and on my head.

Having a beard is a good way to make your face more susceptible to velcro.

Come on, man, I got a full beard!

Having a beard is natural. When you think about it, shaving it off is quite weird.

How can a young man like to wear a beard?

Safety razors make it hard to grow beards in America: America would be a better place if there were a few bearded, savage, terrible old men.

I like having a beard. My beard changes my face shape and allows me to see in it family members who I love and can't see otherwise.

There is great truth in Alphonse Karr's remark that modern men are ugly because they do not wear their beards.

I'm obsessed with beards. First of all, beards make you look like more of an animal. Second, I kind of like biting beards; it's a pastime of mine. And when I make out with a dude who has a beard - who are the only kinds of dudes I make out with - then my glitter gets stuck in their beards, and then no other chick will make out with them for at least three days.

I have a beard. Just not on my face.

A full beard looks cool.

A decent beard has long been the number one must-have fashion item for any fugitive from justice.

The scruffier your beard, the sharper you need to dress.

I like a grizzly look as long as it's maintained. Facial hair requires maintenance; you can't just grow it out and be done with it.

Sometimes in the heart of the summer, I look at people with their faces shaved and think it'd be nice, but once you get used to it, it's not as hot. Most guys say it gets itchy, but once you grow it out into a big man beard, the itching is gone.

First of all, I wish I could grow a beard.

For anybody that grow a beard or have hair on their face, I welcome you to the beard game. We're all family. I encourage that. I encourage beards.

I find the ritual of shaving very relaxing, but for every day, it's pretty irritating on my skin, so I like having the definition a beard gives.

Growing a beard is tough and not as easy as one might think.

The beard has gotta stay. That's my staple. I can't get rid of it.

Maybe it's genetics, I've been lucky enough to grow some facial hair. A bit of oil here and there and a trim up, but there's not a lot to it.