Cory Booker Quotes

I'd like to run for office someday, but I'm afraid my ability to spell might give me an unfair advantage.

I don't think people realize how life-altering running for president is.

Arnold Schwarzenegger's publicist told USA Today that the actor has not ruled out running for governor of California, saying that he will make a decision soon. Reportedly Arnold needs that time to learn how to pronounce 'gubernatorial.'

My opponent called me a cream puff. Well, I rushed out and got the baker's union to endorse me.

But you know, it's not easy when your husband runs for president. I mean, it's not easy for me. I'm sure it's not easy for her. There's a lot of scrutiny on families that isn't always wanted.

Whoever's president I'm not going to be short on material.

I'm not running for any office so whether I'm running with one man or 18 men is nobody's business.

I just wish that he had just one time run for dog catcher.

People lose their sense of humor in [presidential] campaigns.

I'm not running again. I will say this: It was a great experience. I loved it.

I hope Paper Boi runs for president. I hope he does. Governor, mayor, senator, I hope he does it all. You better believe it.

'SNL' has always been known for its ability to skewer politics, and the circus that was Palin's bid to be Vice President was ripe for parody.

When I was 27, having never run for office before, I decided to run for Congress.

Anybody who suggests that I run for governor is no friend of mine. It's a terrible position, and besides, it requires living in Albany, which is small-town life at its worst.

Rick Perry dropped out of the presidential race. When asked what went wrong, Perry said, I guess America is not ready to elect a dumb guy from Texas. But in time.

Well, the big story -- Hillary Clinton will be running for president in 2008. You know why I think she's running? I think she finally wants to see what it's like to sleep in the president's bed.

I guess you heard, Hillary Clinton has a new campaign slogan: "I've fallen and I can't get up!"

I don't know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.

President Obama has begun a three-state bus tour. I believe the three states are: Confusion, Delusion, and Desperation.

Why are congressmen called public servants? You never see servants that anxious to keep their jobs.

Senator Rand Paul reflected on Mitt Romney's potential 2016 campaign and said, 'It's sort of what Einstein said, that the definition of insanity is to do the same thing over and over again and expect a different result.' When someone told him Einstein didn't actually say that, he said, 'In the words of Gandhi, 'My bad.''

If I had my way, any man guilty of golf would be barred from any public office in the United States and the families of the breed would be shipped off to the white slave corrals of Argentina.

It's nine months before the election and Bush's poll numbers have fallen to the exact level that his father's poll numbers were nine months before he lost to Bill Clinton. Today front runner John Kerry said he's not superstitious, but just to be on the safe side, he's going to start f---ing everything that moves.

Sarah Palin uses me as a laugh line in her stump speeches. If you're willing to turn me into a joke, you should also be willing to talk to me.

I'm definitely voting for First Gentleman.