Demetri Martin Quotes


The clothes make the man. The children working in sweatshops make the clothes. Therefore, the children working in sweatshops make the man.


Citations

Martin, Demetri. This Is a Book. Grand Central Publishing, 2011.

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The coal miners’ strike had been going for 5 months. The major issue was the right to union recognition. The mine owners refused to do that and decided to take the strike. President Theodore Roosevelt mediated a settlement where the miners won more money but no union recognition. The great appeal and significance of this speech is that it stressed the young children who started working in the mines at ages 8 or 9 by working on the “breakers” where they broke up large chunks of coal into smaller chunks. The children never saw daylight and never had a chance for education much less a childhood. At the time, and well into the 20th century the Republican Party was adamantly opposed to any legislation regulating child labor and when two decades later public opinion finally forced Congress to pass Child Labor legislation, the Supreme Court declared it unconstitutional and it took a Constitutional Amendment. See {32240}, {642469}, and {36885}.


And the children? Twelve hours of work for children! 0, misery. But not all the Jules Simon of the Academy of Moral and Political Science, not all the Germanys of Jesuitism, could have invented a vice more degrading to the intelligence of the children, more corrupting of their instincts, more destructive of their organism than work in the vitiated atmosphere of the capitalist factory. work began at five o'clock in the morning and ended at eight o’clock in the evening, summer and winter. It was a sight to watch them arrive each morning into the city and depart each evening. Among them were a multitude of women, pale, often walking bare-footed through the mud, and who for lack of umbrellas when the rain or snow fell, wore their aprons or skirts turned up over their heads. There was a still larger number of young children, equally dirty, equally pale, covered with rags, greasy from the machine oil which drops on them while they work. They were better protected from the rain because their clothes shed water; but unlike the women just mentioned, they did not carry their day’s provisions in a basket, but they carried in their hands or hid under their clothing as best they might, the morsel of bread which must serve them as food until time for them to return home. Thus to the strain of an insufferably long day – at least fifteen hours – is added for these wretches the fatigue of the painful daily journeys. Consequently they reach home overwhelmed by the need of sleep, and next day they rise before they are completely rested in order to reach the factory by the opening time.


This report and others like it eventually led to French labor reforms, but only many years later.


Demetri Martin
Demetri Martin
  • Born: May 25, 1973
  • Nationality: American
  • Profession: Comedian

Demetri Evan Martin is an American comedian, actor, director, cartoonist and musician. He was a contributor on The Daily Show. In stand-up, he is known for his deadpan delivery, playing his guitar for jokes, and his satirical cartoons. He currently stars as Ice Bear in the Cartoon Network animated series We Bare Bears.