Stephen Fry Quotes

Go sit down and look pale.

Well, I'm sure you'll find someone somewhere who'll have you.

I think to simply make fun of something isn't particularly interesting. I try to not just do a parody of something or belittle something or disparage something.

When we want to say something negative to somebody we say, 'Aww, you're so crazy.'

Ricardo Liborio is a joke.

I don't throw shade at anybody like, 'You sound like me.'

Don’t you two girls have something better to do, like pick out toe lint? (Acheron)

You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, and that's not saying much for you

You're so full of it, darlin'.

Don't worry, now that I know about your little ego problem, I'll do my best to look all gushy when you pound you chest.

The more I think you over, the more it comes home to me what an unmitigated Middle Victorian ass you are!

For a genius thief you really are a stupid girl aren't you?

Use that fluff of yours you call a brain.

You better check your lipstick before you come and talk to me.

I wouldn’t expect you to get it, Daisy. You don’t look at anything besides Photoplay—and even then somebody’s gotta explain the pictures to you.” Daisy’s mouth hung open in outrage. “Well, I never!” “Yeah, that’s what you tell all your fellas, but the rest of us aren’t buying it. Go away, now, Daisy. Shoo, little fly!

You're looking exceptionally ugly tonight, Madam, is it because we have company?

You're a mere chick. I remember you when you were a egg. Don't come trying to teach me, sir. Crabs and crumpets!

Light weight ... Yeah buddy!

Would anyone else like to say anything nice about women?

I hear laughter and someone asks if I need help, not in a nice way. I snarl, "What I need is for your mother to have thought a little harder nine months before your birthday.

Man, you're no smarter than me. You're just a fancier kind of stupid.

That young girl is one of the least benightedly unintelligent organic life forms it has been my profound lack of pleasure not to be able to avoid meeting.

Sarcasm... the protest of those who are weak.

You don't want to be like the motion picture exec who had so many people at his funeral, but they were there just make sure he was dead. Or how about the guy who, at his funeral, the priest said, "Won't anyone stand up and say anything nice for the deceased?" and finally someone said, "Well, his brother was worse."

It's certainly easy to mock some things ... Oddly enough though I've never found it easy to mock anything of value. Only things that are tawdry and fatuous - perhaps it's just me.