Colby Covington Quotes

Gates is a clown—–an absolute clown.

An insult is mean or unkind. Milton Berle called me the Sultan of Insult, and I was called the King of Insult. But the guy that gave me the best title - and I use it to this day - was Johnny Carson. He called me Mr. Warmth.

Silence is the most perfect expression of scorn.

I've been called worse things by better people.

One camel does not make fun of another camel's hump.

When we want to say something negative to somebody we say, 'Aww, you're so crazy.'

I've done pretty well as a professional fed-up. The tools of my trade so far have been irony, tongue-in-cheek mockery, and supercilious contempt, but these are highly civilized weapons designed for 18th-century French salons.

I don't throw shade at anybody like, 'You sound like me.'

Thank you for your input; I can tell you are struggling towards being interesting.

Go sit down and look pale.

I never taught him to break him thumb." "That's Gansey for you. Only learns enough to be superficially competent." "Loser," Ronan agreed, and he was himself again.

I've known for a long time that they're a bunch of idiots.

Satire's nature is to be one-sided, contemptuous of ambiguity, and so unfairly selective as to find in the purity of ridicule an inarguable moral truth.

Ridicule may be the evidence of with or bitterness and may gratify a little mind, or an ungenerous temper, but it is no test of reason or truth.

Goldie Hawn is funny, sexy, beautiful, talented, intelligent, warm, and consistently sunny. Other than that, she doesn't impress me at all.

What is this, a Hybrid? You guys must be proud of yourselves.

I am a comedian and you guys know whatever I say, I don't mean any of it.

I don't care what you think, your junk does not have special abilities.

Thou art a very ragged Wart.

Congratulations. That was the stupidest thing I've ever seen. Ever.

I make fun of people who are religious, because they're fundamentally weak.

Well, I'm sure you'll find someone somewhere who'll have you.

The more I think you over, the more it comes home to me what an unmitigated Middle Victorian ass you are!

Robert Smith is a whingebag.

Looks like he's dressed for court.