David Spade Quotes

I got an Apple TV and hooked it up right away. Undeniably, this is the way of the future, period. It just is, and that's cool. What's cool about this is that we got to do something so playful, cool, kick-ass and over-the-top.

Anyway, if you needed something really dangerous, get a gun. It's easy, it's cheap, and it's the American way.

America is the only place where people go hunting on a full stomach.

Talk of imminent threat to our national security through the application of external force is pure nonsense. Our threat is from the insidious forces working from within which have already so drastically altered the character of our free institutions - those institutions we proudly called the American way of life.

I'm English, definitely. I don't feel like I'm American in any way.

The easiest way to discover the purpose of an invention is to ask the creator of it. The same is true for discovering your life's purpose: Ask God.

I watch cartoons the way most adults watch reality-TV shows.

The complete control of one party over everything - I would, I think, feel the same way if it were [the Democrats in charge]. It's not the American way.

I now believe that the only way in which Americans can rise above their ordinariness, can mature sufficiently to rescue themselves and to help rescue their planet, is through enthusiastic intimacy with works of their own imagination.

We smoked the way other American families would have wine with dinner. For us, it was our sacrament. It was something that made a great life sweeter in every possible way.

The cable TV sex channels don't expand our horizons, don't make us better people, and don't come in clearly enough.

After owning a pool, I think the best way to enjoy the water is to have a friend who has a pool.

It is the members of this business elite . . . that pose the greatest danger to our American way of life. They are the ones who've bought and paid for members of both political parties. . . .

Without God there could be no American form of government, nor an American way of life.

Teaming up with the scientists, researchers and computer programmers at Intel to collaborate and co-develop new ways to communicate, create, inform and entertain is going to be amazing.

Free cable is the ultimate aphrodisiac.

Count Basie isn't just a man, or even just a band. He's a way of life.

The mass production of distraction is now as much a part of the American way of life as the mass production of automobiles.

Baseball is our national pastime, that is if you discount political campaigning.

There are many ways of asking a favor; but to assume that you are granting the favor that you ask shows spirit and invention.

I think that as far as language goes I'm an American, I'm afraid, my accent is American, my way of talk is an American way of talk, I'm an old-fashioned American. That's probably one of the reasons why I'm in England now and why I'll always stay in England.

Genius is what a man invents when he is looking for a way out.

There's an underlying puritanicalness in America that is not that different to the prudishness of Britain - it just manifests itself in different ways.

I think it comes from the fact that we both grew up in it, and both [me and Donald Trump] saw American dream. And in our own ways, we both lived it.

America is a very venal place; everything has to be sold there. You can repackage your own s**t and sell it if it is marketed in the right way. The motivation is to sell. It's so illogical and strange to me. It's such a disposable culture and yet I feel comfortable being American.