Lewis Black Quotes

There's still always the possibility that I've gone totally, clinically cuckoo. But somehow I don't think so anymore. An article I once read said that crazy people don't worry about being crazy - that's the whole problem.

Stupidity really gets me going, when it's just plain stupid, obvious stupidity.

SpongeBob represents idiocy. He is dumb. Patrick is dumb. Mr. Krabs is greedy. Squidward is a snob and vain.

The problem with educating stupid people was that they didn’t know they were stupid. The same went for curing crazy people.

Empathize with stupidity and you're halfway to thinking like an idiot.

You can't just play crazy. It makes you push yourself to stay in the realm of reality. And when you do that, it's a lot funnier. That's my favorite, when you think it's a real strange person and not just someone being wacky.

I have been Foolish and Deluded, and I am a Bear of No Brain at All.

The world is so full of simpletons and madmen, that one need not seek them in a madhouse.

It's one of the worst nightmare situations we could create for a young character, having the people who are supposed to believe in you keep telling you you're nothing.

You don't think I'm crazy?" I asked hesitantly. "Like I'm one to judge another persons sanity.

What a fool cannot learn he laughs at, thinking that by his laughter he shows superiority instead of latent idiocy.

She smiled darkly and shook her head. 'I'm not crazy. I'm not. Of course what else would a crazy person claim? That's the Kafkaesque genius of it all. If you're not crazy but people have told the world you are, then all your protests to the contrary just underscore their point. Do you see what I'm saying?

The greatest competition of idiocy and ignorance that has ever been.

The stupidest man I ever met had a favourite saying. It was: 'What do you think I am, stupid, or something?’

Maybe the life I think I'm living is a paranoid delusion...Sanity is a valuable possession; I hoard it the way people once hoarded money. I save it, so I will have enough, when the time comes.

Everyone's crazy anyway. And those who think they aren't, are the ones who are even crazier - because they're in denial.

You gotta wonder about someone who would be dumb enough to fallo a person as crazy as him! wait, I think I just insulted myself - ganju

All three combined is...a different kind of stupid formerly unheard of by humankind.

In a crazy world, it's only your insanity that will keep you sane

There's a lot of people scared of me, and I can't blame them. They call me crazy so much I think I'm starting to believe them.

He was so narrow minded that if he fell on a pin it would blind him in both eyes.

I mean, maybe I am crazy. I mean, maybe. But if this is all there is, then I don't want to be sane.

I quite agree with Dr. Nordau's assertion that all men of genius are insane, but Dr. Nordau forgets that all sane people are idiots.

The enemy isn’t men, or women, it’s bloody stupid people and no-one has the right to be stupid.

Since Don Quixote de la Mancha is a crazy fool and a madman, and since Sancho Panza, his squire, knows it, yet, for all that, serves and follows him, and hangs on these empty promises of his, there can be no doubt that he is more of a madman and a fool than his master.