Jim Gaffigan Quotes

Of course many bars in Manhasset, like bars everywhere, were nasty places, full of pickled people marinating in regret.

We used to drink an awful lot of alcohol.

Drink not the third glass, which thou canst not tame, when once it is within thee.

We drink one another's health and spoil our own.

Really, can anyone drink several martinis at lunch?

At the third cup, wine drinks the man.

I never went out in the morning with the intention of getting drunk. It just happened.

Early rising is no pleasure; early drinking's just the measure.

That is the remarkable thing about drinking: it brings people together so quickly, but between night and morning it sets an interval again of years.

The relationship between a Russian and a bottle of vodka is almost mystical.

I like a drink, mate. I'll have maybe 10 or 12 pints on a good night out.

The first draught serveth for health, the second for pleasure, the third for shame, and the fourth for madness.

Bartending took the romanticism out of drinking.

A good margarita, a good red wine, I like expensive alcohol, but not a lot of it. I don't like to throw up.

Drinking habits were very prevalent among men, and were not in any way disgraceful, unless excessive.

Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.

I'm a big fan of the effects of alcohol.

Ale, man, ale's the stuff to drink for fellows whom it hurts to think.

Not drunk is he who from the floor - Can rise alone and still drink more; But drunk is They, who prostrate lies, Without the power to drink or rise.

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution.

I spent a lot of time between bars like this.

They drink with impunity, or anybody who invites them.

If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon.

You come home, and you party. But after that, you get a hangover. Everything about that is negative.

I lose all control after two drinks of anything.