Sherrilyn Kenyon Quotes

Well it's hard to remember who, but I drunk dial a lot.

There's nothing like taking two flights when you have a horrible hangover. It's bad when people can see actual alcohol seeping out of your disgusting pores.

I feel like this is a dream - and I apologize for how I dressed some of you.

I don't think I've drunk enough beer to understand that.

I've never, ever tasted beer.

Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer.

... like Daniel Webster after taking a pint of brandy.

I can't remember any dreams in my life. There's so much strange in real life that it often seems like a dream.

I like getting blotto at parties but I also like being sober and I hate the hangover.

I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved.

Life is a series of embarrassing moments which leave you feeling alone in your confusion and shame

Vodka is tasteless going down, but it is memorable coming up.

March is the month God created to show people who don't drink what a hangover is like.

I was in the middle of a dream about garbage cans and frogs - don't ask, and I won't tell.

Don't drink on an empty stomach: the main point of the refreshment is the enhancement of food. Don't drink if you have the blues: it's a junk cure. Drink when you are in a good mood. Cheap booze is a false economy. It's not true that you shouldn't drink alone: these can be the happiest glasses you ever drain. Hangovers are another bad sign, and you should not expect to be believed if you take refuge in saying you can't properly remember last night. (If you really don't remember, that's an even worse sign.)

Woke up this morning with a wine glass in my hand. Who's wine, what wine, where the hell did I dine?

"What's so unpleasant about being drunk?" "Ask a glass of water."

Wine maketh the band quivering, the eye watery, the night unquiet, lewd dreams, a stinking breath in the morning, and an utter forgetfulness of all things.

Here's how you know that you're really drunk: when you get into a taxi cab and you think the fare is the time.

I'm an occasional drinker, the kind of guy who goes out for a beer and wakes up in Singapore with a full beard.

I clearly had one drink too many and I am deeply embarrassed about the things I said.

I wore hot pants and cowboy boots and I thought, 'What have I gotten myself into?'

I'd go to a more civil party just to socialize, and I didn't know what to do with myself. So I drank a shot of tequila. And then I drank another one. I probably had four or five shots. I was like, "Tequila! It wakes you right up!" But no.

I was somewhat drunk with what I had done. And I am always one to prefer being sober.

I was ninety-nine point nine percent sure that I was dreaming.