Mojo Nixon Quotes

I'm going to lower the drinking age to eighteen. If you're old enough to die in Iraq, you're old enough to drink.

Canada, the drinking age is 18, that's unnecessary. Nobody wants to get loaded around people who have hope and their whole lives still ahead of them.

In Texas, it's legal for a kid to be in a bar with your parents.

Frankly, alcohol leads to a lot of other things when you start drinking at 12-years old. It is a big problem that needs to be addressed. Frankly, the industry has pushed us back and pushed us back.

If it went on the ballot in Colorado, I would vote to lower the drinking age.

Prohibition goes beyond the bounds of reason in that it attempts to control a man's appetite by legislation and makes crimes out of things that are not crimes.

That no one shall invite another to drink under penalty of 3 sous….If anyone be found intoxicated he shall pay for the first offence 3 sous and shall be remanded to the consistory ; for the second offence he shall he held to pay the sum of 6 sous, and for the third 10 sous and be put in prison.

An Act to prohibit the sale of intoxicating liquors in the City of Annapolis, or within five miles thereof, to minors and people of color.

I don't care about the drinking, I just want to be able to go hang out and not have to worry about being too young.

And did you ever stop to think that im old enough to go to war but i aint old enough to drink.

Liquor - you can make it illegal but you can't make it unpopular.

Now son, you don’t want to drink beer. That’s for Daddies, and kids with fake IDs.

I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve.

I don't think vodka is useful. I think it's for people who don't like alcohol, in which case, you probably shouldn't be drinking it.

Let's sink another drink, cause it will give me time to think.

Don't you drink? I notice you speak slightingly of the bottle. I have drunk since I was fifteen and few things have given me more pleasure.

With the first drink comes the truth, with the second drink comes wishful thinking, and with the third drink come the lies.

When Prohibition was introduced, I hoped that it would be widely supported by public opinion and the day would soon come when the evil effects of alcohol would be recognised. I have slowly and reluctantly come to believe that this has not been the result. Instead, drinking has generally increased; the speakeasy has replaced the saloon; a vast army of lawbreakers has appeared; many of our best citizens have openly ignored Prohibition; respect for the law has been greatly lessened; and crime has increased to a level never seen before.

Taking the pledge will not make bad liquor good, but it will improve it.

Everybody's old enough for a beer, ain't that right, Mule?

If you go out for a drink, you go out for a drink. You don't think, 'I'll have a few pints. I'll piss up this shrine.'

Ever since I was an itty bitty kitty, been drinking liquor out of Mama's titty.

I think it is a great error to consider a heavy tax on wines as a tax on luxury. On the contrary, it is a tax on the health of our citizens.

I think I think too much. That's why I drink!

Drinking isn't necessarily the same as wanting to die. But you can't drink without thinking you're killing yourself.