Everybody's old enough for a beer, ain't that right, Mule?
I'm not ashamed to admit that prohibition is 'impractical.'
In Texas, it's legal for a kid to be in a bar with your parents.
I'm going to lower the drinking age to eighteen. If you're old enough to die in Iraq, you're old enough to drink.
I remember being upset because I was finally legal to drink in Canada, and I decided to throw that all away and move to America, where I had to wait another two years. I came here to do improv and to try to join the Groundlings.
I'm not 21 and trying to prove something with my words.
A man is a fool if he drinks before he reaches the age of 50, and a fool if he doesn't afterward.
Would this country be better off if no one drank? Yes, it would be, but we tried that; it doesn't work. I don't want to tell anybody that they can't have as many drinks as they want every single night of the week as long as they don't get behind the wheel of a car.
Now son, you don’t want to drink beer. That’s for Daddies, and kids with fake IDs.
Canada, the drinking age is 18, that's unnecessary. Nobody wants to get loaded around people who have hope and their whole lives still ahead of them.
An Act to prohibit the sale of intoxicating liquors in the City of Annapolis, or within five miles thereof, to minors and people of color.
I don't want to get in a big, long discussion about right and wrong, but our company has been working on the issue of underage drinking and alcohol abuse for a long time. I've been outspoken about it.
I mean, Eighteen years old is the age of consent in Europe and you can go anywhere and do anything you like. In America, it is dumb. At eighteen you should be able to do anything that you like, except get married.
National 21 drinking age, huh, what do you think about that? A bunch of malarkey, whatever malarkey is, man, it's a whole bunch of it.
And did you ever stop to think that im old enough to go to war but i aint old enough to drink.
I'm excited for people to realize that I'm 25 years old and not a teenager anymore... even though I still look 18 and can't get into a bar to save my life!
Oklahoma was a dry state, and consequently, there was no liquor laws. And I was able to take advantage of that by playing in nightclubs at the age of 14. It was real handy.
We say, 'You may drink at the age of 21 but not at the age of 20.' Why? Because humans like to create terribly neat categories out of nature because it allows us a nice, tight social organization. The truth is, nature doesn't care that we like nice, neat social organizations. Nature likes variety.
I urge people to learn from the mistakes of others. Please drink responsibly and it's never acceptable to drink and drive!
Yeah, and by the way? How much does it suck that I'm an adult if I kill somebody, and not if I want a beer?
They should raise the alcohol age to 60, so at least you'd have something to look forward to at this point.
I look really young. I always get carded at bars. No one believes that I'm over 18, let alone over 21.
Incredibly, while these 18 to 20 year-olds cannot legally buy a beer, cannot purchase a bottle of wine and cannot order a drink in a bar, right now they can walk into any gun shop, any pawn shop, any gun show, anywhere in America and buy a handgun.
I don't care about the drinking, I just want to be able to go hang out and not have to worry about being too young.
I got drunk when I was five. Everybody gets drunk before they're 21.
