Joe J. Walsh Quotes

I speed up past mirrors.

My driving record is not exemplary, but I have never had a speeding ticket over 100 m.p.h. I can say that unequivocally.

I don't need to break the speed limit. But if I'm not passing other vehicles on the interstate, I get a little irritated.

And they do tend to be fast and up, because that's how I like to drive.

I don't purposely speed, but I might go over by five or six miles an hour from time to time. It doesn't give me a buzz driving on normal roads, because I can't go fast enough. It's never going to be anything like an F1 car.

Bill Janklow speeds when he drives. Shouldn’t, but he does.

I'm not saying I do evil things. I'm just saying if a cop stops me when I'm speeding, sometimes - not all the time - I might get out of that ticket. Let's just say I don't have any points on my licence in Ireland, and I drive relatively quickly.

My speeding offences (whether caught or not) are always in situations where the speed limit is 30, but I think it's 40. And I'm never doing 40, always a careful 37.

Write me up for 125, poster my face wanted dead or alive. Take my license all that jive, I can't drive 55.

I am a guy who likes those who drive through red lights.

I'm used to driving fast; I'm a New Yorker.

The last time I was pulled over was in 2005. I was going 55 in a 35 mile per hour zone - which I don't understand because you can barely even idle at 35 miles per hour. Anyway, I was ordered to go to traffic school. It was an 8-hour class and really painful.

I love driving fast. I grew up in Germany; we have the Autobahn here, where we can drive without a speed limit. And throughout my 20s, I always had fast cars, and I always went to the maximum. Like, my average cruising speed was 250 km/hr.

The speed limit on most of Maui's highways is forty miles per hour, but my mother never went above thirty.

I love fast cars... and to go too fast in them.

I get tickets all the time and can't stay under the speed limit. I'm bad at that.

I've crashed my car three times.

I bought a Yamaha-1 and I was doing 180 miles per hour home on the 405 and that's really, really crazy but I did it.

My driving, I've been accused of not being the best, most safest driver.

I've been fined probably more than any driver, and I've probably paid it out of my own pocket more than any driver.

I've actually started to drive slower. I never want to see a news headline that reads, 'The Chinese Guy from 'Fast & Furious' Pulled Over for a Speeding Ticket.'

I always drive like a madman.

People do really stupid things while driving.

I've never been given a ticket by a police man.

Even when they're not causing injury, human-controlled cars are often driven inefficiently, ineptly, antisocially, or in other ways additive to the sum of human misery.