Victoria Coren Mitchell Quotes

I get tickets all the time and can't stay under the speed limit. I'm bad at that.

Bill Janklow speeds when he drives. Shouldn’t, but he does.

You get a lot of speeding tickets, and you say, 'I'm so unlucky!' No, you're not. You're speeding. Slow down.

I pay higher premiums because my speeding points spell 'recklessness' to the insurance company, but you can't imagine how risk-averse I am at the wheel. I only go over 30 at all because it's dangerous to drive too much slower than everyone else.

I never exceed the posted speed limit.

I speed up past mirrors.

My driving, I've been accused of not being the best, most safest driver.

And they do tend to be fast and up, because that's how I like to drive.

Let's just say I don't have any points on my licence, and I drive quickly sometimes.

It's crazy: when it's raining, it makes no sense to me that people drive 10 miles an hour faster than they normally would, but then the other thing that makes no sense is when people drive 30 miles an hour slower than normal.

I'm a bit of a reckless driver.

You pretty much know as a driver what too fast is.

You know what I mean. And by the way, you should slow down.” I sighed. “You’re kidding me. This is coasting. This is little old lady speed.” “NASCAR drivers would have heart attacks. Slow down before we get a ticket.” “Chicken.

I was a really bad taxi driver. I only collided twice but it was one time too much.

The last time I was pulled over was in 2005. I was going 55 in a 35 mile per hour zone - which I don't understand because you can barely even idle at 35 miles per hour. Anyway, I was ordered to go to traffic school. It was an 8-hour class and really painful.

The speed limit on most of Maui's highways is forty miles per hour, but my mother never went above thirty.

Faster roads are not always safer roads - and virtually all societies, democratic or authoritarian, prefer safety over speed, even if many of their citizens enjoy fast driving.

I bought a Yamaha-1 and I was doing 180 miles per hour home on the 405 and that's really, really crazy but I did it.

You see people in the left lane, and as long as they are on the speed limit, they stay there. Get in the right lane and let people pass you - let the police worry about somebody who wants to speed. Don't force them pass in the right lane and zig zag, which can create an accident, just because you think you're correct.

I've been fined probably more than any driver, and I've probably paid it out of my own pocket more than any driver.

I've actually started to drive slower. I never want to see a news headline that reads, 'The Chinese Guy from 'Fast & Furious' Pulled Over for a Speeding Ticket.'

My driving record is not exemplary, but I have never had a speeding ticket over 100 m.p.h. I can say that unequivocally.

People do really stupid things while driving.

I don't need to break the speed limit. But if I'm not passing other vehicles on the interstate, I get a little irritated.

I've never been given a ticket by a police man.