Victoria Coren Mitchell Quotes

My speeding offences (whether caught or not) are always in situations where the speed limit is 30, but I think it's 40. And I'm never doing 40, always a careful 37.

I get tickets all the time and can't stay under the speed limit. I'm bad at that.

My driving, I've been accused of not being the best, most safest driver.

You see people in the left lane, and as long as they are on the speed limit, they stay there. Get in the right lane and let people pass you - let the police worry about somebody who wants to speed. Don't force them pass in the right lane and zig zag, which can create an accident, just because you think you're correct.

No, no I don't speed or anything. I drive a VW Touareg so.

It is much easier to drive without having an accident.

Chennai is a beautiful city; I love the roads here and also know the routes. But one tip for car/bike enthusiasts - your life is most important; so, drive safe!

I never exceed the posted speed limit.

I would like you all to give me a round of applause as I have not crashed my car in over 15 months.

Yeah, it's risky, but no more risky than driving a car.

If a neighbor is killed in a car accident, do you sell your car and stop driving?

I don't need to break the speed limit. But if I'm not passing other vehicles on the interstate, I get a little irritated.

You get a lot of speeding tickets, and you say, 'I'm so unlucky!' No, you're not. You're speeding. Slow down.

Slow down and stay alive.

His idea of traffic safety is going too fast for the cops to catch up.

You know what I mean. And by the way, you should slow down.” I sighed. “You’re kidding me. This is coasting. This is little old lady speed.” “NASCAR drivers would have heart attacks. Slow down before we get a ticket.” “Chicken.

I'm not that careful with cars.

The last time I was pulled over was in 2005. I was going 55 in a 35 mile per hour zone - which I don't understand because you can barely even idle at 35 miles per hour. Anyway, I was ordered to go to traffic school. It was an 8-hour class and really painful.

I'm the slowest driver in the world.

I speed up past mirrors.

I am a very good driver - a defensive driver.

Faster roads are not always safer roads - and virtually all societies, democratic or authoritarian, prefer safety over speed, even if many of their citizens enjoy fast driving.

Everybody just uses the one-move rule without realising when it is too late to actually move and cross over and when it is actually being dangerous.

I've actually started to drive slower. I never want to see a news headline that reads, 'The Chinese Guy from 'Fast & Furious' Pulled Over for a Speeding Ticket.'

The middle of the road is where the white line is - and that's the worst place to drive.