Henny Youngman Quotes

A marriage can go wrong at any time.

The clearest explanation for the failure of any marriage is that the two people are incompatible; that is, that one is male and the other female.

Among the reasons marriages fail, sex ranks no higher than fourth, behind money, having only one bathroom, and an inability to communicate, reasons one, two and three.

I think every person deserves two marriages, because you may not get the first one right. You really never knew. That's why divorce is so big. We all want it to last, but that's not always the reality of it.

I wanted my marriage to work, but it didn't.

Many a promising career has been wrecked by marrying the wrong sort of woman.

Marriage doesn't create problems. It reveals them. You bring unresolved stuff into it.

Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage they are giving evidence at a coroner's inquest.

The biggest financial pitfall in life is divorce. And the biggest reason for divorce is marriage.

I left home at 17, traveled. I got married when I was 21. That's a young age. As it turned out, things were fine, then not so fine, and then it was a blunder. That happens all the time.

I was married a lot, but I didn't stay married very long because I didn't seem to be able to choose somebody that was a stable man.

After a while in marriage, it doesn't work anymore. There is something missing, there is something wrong. There are few marriages that stay alive forever. We like something, and after a while, we hate what we used to love.

Sometimes divorce is better than marriage.

One of the reasons my ex-husband and I broke up is that he stopped eating my food.

My relationship with Dean was great, but ultimately it wasn't a fulfilling marriage for either of us.

Yes, I have 'failed' at marriage - a lot.

I'd rather not marry an actor because there isn't room in the house for two egos.

I don't know, one out of every two marriages ends up in divorce so there's a lot of great people out there who people aren't happy with.

I've been a serial husband, and I've done it badly every time.

Being in a successful marriage is no different than being cast in a successful movie. It's all about who you pick; in that first moment, did you pick the right person? I think you need to pick somebody who's more interested in being married than in getting married.

I've been married a few times. I'm not good at it.

My failings are the result of my own inter-personal abilities. I am not a good husband or boyfriend.

I want to ask those people who are saying how can her marriage go wrong even for the second time. I want to ask them why can't things go wrong.

Sometimes marriages break up, sometimes relationships don't work.

'Why Did I Get Married?' did so well because it gave some real perspective on the realities of love.