Johnny Carson Quotes

I wanted my marriage to work, but it didn't.

Half of all marriages end in divorce- and then there are the really unhappy ones.

I try not to dwell too much on a bad marriage.

It is better to be unhappy in love than unhappy in marriage, but some people manage to be both.

It's not always been a happy marriage. I guess I wanted a quick fix.

I couldn't think of anything worse than being in an unhappy marriage. It worries me because I've seen it destroy people.

Some situations are so hopeless when you look at them from the outside you say, Why are they still married?

Most of the people I know, their marriages went down the drain, like mine - something I am not proud of.

Some struggling marriages can be salvaged with hard work and counseling; others should be dismantled and stripped for parts.

Nothing is as bad as a marriage that's a hopeless failure.

I was married to the number one douchebag of all time.

Being married sucked. Maybe for some people it is not meant to be.

To say I drank my way into marriage isn't much of an exaggeration, and it's none at all to say I drank my way out of it.

I've been a serial husband, and I've done it badly every time.

I am loathe to get married again. I've been married enough; I just prefer to forget it.

I don't think I should have been married... to anybody.

We shouldn't have got married, really. Shouldn't have got married. Too young. Not ready for it.

I'm not eager to jump into marriage again. I'm in the corner right now, wearing my dunce cap. That area is obviously a nightmare.

Pink Floyd is like a marriage that's on a permanent trial separation.

A marriage can go wrong at any time.

I've been married a few times. I'm not good at it.

My divorce wasn't fun.

If I ever try to get married again, shoot me.

Getting married young was the worst experience of my life. It was horrible - really horrible.

I want to ask those people who are saying how can her marriage go wrong even for the second time. I want to ask them why can't things go wrong.