Marriage Mistakes Quotes

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing, and then they marry him.

Such a bad mistake it would be, to embark on marriage and adult life without a nice supply of duct tape.

God has not always answered my prayers. If He had, I would have married the wrong man -- several times!

I left home at 17, traveled. I got married when I was 21. That's a young age. As it turned out, things were fine, then not so fine, and then it was a blunder. That happens all the time.

I have very poor taste in men, and I married all the wrong men.

Many a promising career has been wrecked by marrying the wrong sort of woman.

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry him.

The world has suffered more from the ravages of ill-advised marriages than from virginity.

Anyone who marries three girls from St Louis hasn't learned much.

I have seen the breakups between people who love each other and rush into getting married too quickly and I do not want to make that mistake.

Grief walks upon the heels of pleasure; married in haste, we repent at leisure.

Bigamy, n. A mistake in taste for which the wisdom of the future will adjudge a punishment called trigamy.

Hasty marriage seldom proveth well.

I've been married three times, really I should only have been married once.

Most marriage failures are caused by failures marrying.

My first marriage was not happy. I married him because I was impressed that he knew which wines to order and how to leave his visiting card. Ridiculous reasons.

What I do know is sometimes we love the wrong people and sometimes we marry them.

From what I have observed, when the anesthesia of love wears off, there is always the pain of consequences. You don't have to be stupid to marry the wrong man.

I think every person deserves two marriages, because you may not get the first one right. You really never knew. That's why divorce is so big. We all want it to last, but that's not always the reality of it.

I had learned so much about marriage from Missy that I only had to get divorced two more times.

All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.

Men often marry in hasty recklessness and repent afterward all their lives.

Nearly all marriages, even happy ones, are mistakes: in the sense that almost certainly (in a more perfect world, or even with a little more care in this very imperfect one) both partners might be found more suitable mates. But the real soul-mate is the one you are actually married to.

Marrying a woman for her beauty makes no more sense than eating a bird for its singing. But it's a common mistake nonetheless.

When I got married in 1991, I had never been to a wedding, so I didn't know that my wedding was tacky. I didn't know that I was getting married in a quinceanera dress, because there was nobody there to cry over me and tell me I look like a fool.