George Best Quotes

In like a dimwit, out like a light.

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved.

I wanna get drunk 'til I'm off my mind. One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer.

The truth lies in between the 1st and the 40th drink

Most Americans are born drunk, and really require a little wine or beer to sober them.

I was so drunk the whole time that I took bottles for girls and girls for bottles.

You're a beautiful drunk, daughter. But you're a drunk.

And you're wasted with your ladies. Yeah I'm the reason why you always getting faded.

And so tonight we're going to make the lie true, and when that's done, I'll bring the liquor back here and we'll get drunk together, here, tonight, in this place that death has come into...

It's going to be a night of partying and heavy drinking. Or as Charlie Sheen calls it: Breakfast.

[Dean Martin] is an absolute, unqualified drunk. And if we ever develop an Olympic drinking team, he's gonna be the coach... Dean Martin has been stoned more often than the United States embassies.

I had been brought up and trained to have the utmost contempt for people who got drunk - and I would have liked to have the boozing scholars of the Universities wheeled into line and properly chastised for their squalid misuse of what I must ever regard as a gift of the gods.

My wife has told me since that I was hungover every mornng until about two in the afternoon, and from five until midnight I was drunk out of my mind. So she says there was this period of about three hours when she could talk to me like a rational human being.

I never went out in the morning with the intention of getting drunk. It just happened.

Alcohol whipped me. Alcohol and I had many, many marvelous times together. We laughed, we talked, we danced at the party together; then one day I woke up and the band had gone home and I was lying in the broken glass with a shirt full of puke and I said, 'Hey, man, the ball game's up'.

they may all be drunk at my place, but they're all honest, and though we do lie-because I lie, too-in the end we'll lie our way to the truth

I'd go and get really drunk somewhere ... in the street. Pass out somewhere and sleep in the gutter.

And it occurs to me that if I were aboard a rowboat floating in the middle of all the beer I've drunk in a lifetime, I'd never be able to see the shore.

Some of you fellers are getting 'Whiskey Slick.'

I have been drunk now for over two weeks.

He's so full of alcohol, if you put a lighted wick in his mouth he'd burn for three days.

I was so drunk last night I fell down and missed the floor.

Go to bed, you fool," Calcifer said sleepily. "You're drunk." "Who, me?" said Howl. "I assure you, my friends, I am cone sold stober." He got up and stalked upstairs, feeling for the wall as if he thought it might escape him unless he kept in touch with it. His bedroom door did escape him.