Jimmy Buffett Quotes

[Dean Martin] is an absolute, unqualified drunk. And if we ever develop an Olympic drinking team, he's gonna be the coach... Dean Martin has been stoned more often than the United States embassies.

You're a beautiful drunk, daughter. But you're a drunk.

I drink too much, way too much; my doctor drew blood he ran a tab!

Booze is the most outrageous of drugs which is why I chose it.

It's that idea that you can have one drink - and no you can't. Within a week I was drinking heavily. It was so quick that even I was like, 'Wow.'

A man who's intoxicated all the time doesn't need sympathy.

Alcohol whipped me. Alcohol and I had many, many marvelous times together. We laughed, we talked, we danced at the party together; then one day I woke up and the band had gone home and I was lying in the broken glass with a shirt full of puke and I said, 'Hey, man, the ball game's up'.

Z is for Zillah who drank too much gin.

He's so full of alcohol, if you put a lighted wick in his mouth he'd burn for three days.

I have fed purely upon ale; I have eat my ale, drank my ale, and I always sleep upon ale.

All men, even those we call savages, have been so tormented by the passion for strong drinks, that limited as their capacities were, they were yet able to manufacture them.

An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

We used to drink an awful lot of alcohol.

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.

One drink is too many for me and a thousand not enough.

He is a drunkard who takes more than three glasses though he be not drunk.

The greatest pleasure of this people [Russians] is drunkenness.

The English are very indulgent to episodes of alcoholic insanity.

Oh, demon alcohol, sad memories I can't recall.

As I grew older I became a drunk. Why? Because I like ecstasy of the mind.

I used to get drunk every night until I puked. Finally I admitted, "I am a bulemic".

I always drank, from when it was legal for me to drink. And there was never a time for me when the goal wasn't to get as hammered as I could possibly afford to. I never understood social drinking, that's always seemed to me like kissing your sister.

I acquired that drinker's face before I drank. Drink only confirmed it. The space for it existed in me.

I had to stop drinking alcohol, because I used to wake up nude in front of my car with my keys in my ass.

Two drinks a day. Two drinks a day. TWO DRINKS A DAY! It doesn't work! Not when you want eleven, and not when you start shopping for wine glasses in the vase department at Bloomingdales.