Robert Pattinson Quotes

The English are very indulgent to episodes of alcoholic insanity.

You're a beautiful drunk, daughter. But you're a drunk.

[Dean Martin] is an absolute, unqualified drunk. And if we ever develop an Olympic drinking team, he's gonna be the coach... Dean Martin has been stoned more often than the United States embassies.

I had been brought up and trained to have the utmost contempt for people who got drunk - and I would have liked to have the boozing scholars of the Universities wheeled into line and properly chastised for their squalid misuse of what I must ever regard as a gift of the gods.

I have been drunk now for over two weeks.

We used to drink an awful lot of alcohol.

I try not to drink too much because when I'm drunk, I bite.

Bacchus hath drowned more men than Neptune.

Wine hath drowned more men than the sea.

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.

Come, for my part I will have only those glorious, manly pleasures of being very drunk, and very slovenly.

The greatest pleasure of this people [Russians] is drunkenness.

Liquor drinking is not a wrong; but excessive drinking is.

I made some mistakes. I occasionally drank too much, and I did that night.

I simply don't know how to act as if I am drunk.

I wanna get drunk 'til I'm off my mind. One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer.

Nor is drunkenness censured for anything so much as its intemperate and endless talk.

I never went out in the morning with the intention of getting drunk. It just happened.

Alcohol whipped me. Alcohol and I had many, many marvelous times together. We laughed, we talked, we danced at the party together; then one day I woke up and the band had gone home and I was lying in the broken glass with a shirt full of puke and I said, 'Hey, man, the ball game's up'.

Cheap liquor is a magic potion that can turn you into a puppet cowboy before it kills you.

Z is for Zillah who drank too much gin.

He's so full of alcohol, if you put a lighted wick in his mouth he'd burn for three days.

I used to drink, I did, I had to quit. Man, I was an embarrassing drunk. I'd get pulled over by the cops, I'd be so drunk I'd be out dancing to their lights thinking I'd made it to another club.

Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors... and miss.

I have fed purely upon ale; I have eat my ale, drank my ale, and I always sleep upon ale.