Eddie Cantor Quotes

All marriages are happy. It's the living together afterward that causes all the trouble.

Marriage is a difficult project. When seven years have passed and all your body's cells have been replaced, you're meant to experience that seven-year itch.

Marriage is a lot of things - a source of love, security, the joy of children, but it's also an interpersonal battlefield, and it's not hard to see why: Take two disparate people, toss them together in often-confined quarters, add the stresses of money and kids - now lather, rinse, repeat for the rest of your natural life. What could go wrong?

Marriage, even the best marriages are tough.

Marriage is hard. I'm not gonna lie.

I've been in a long-term relationship, and I'll tell you, it's never boring! People trying to merge their lives together always run into challenges.

Husbands never become good; they merely become proficient.

I think when you're in a relationship, either you have something or your partner generally has something that you're having to deal with.

I believe it's a real tedious hostage negotiation to have a marriage be what it is.

We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations - we're doing everything we can to keep our marriage together.

Everyone knows marriage is tough.

If it's not working before you get married, marriage isn't going to fix it.

Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.

The best part of being married is, everything we face in life, we face as a team. I don't do a thing - professionally or personally - without discussing it with my wife.

Staying focused is hard work and staying married is even harder.

Maintaining marriage seems to be tougher than fatherhood: apparently it's the most difficult thing in the world.

The difficulty with marriage is that we fall in love with a personality, but must live with a character.

Marriage is neither heaven nor hell, it is simply purgatory.

Many people spend more time in planning the wedding than they do in planning the marriage.

Marriage gives you a new respect for a person.

It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages.

I do believe in soulmates and happy/successful marriages. No marriage can be happy 24x7 for 365 days. Both partners have to make the relationship work, is what I believe in.

The marital couple is not an independent entity with a mind and heart of its own, but an association of two individuals each with a separate intellectual and emotional makeup.

There is more of good nature than of good sense at the bottom of most marriages.

I knew that it was harder to unite two lives than I had imagined growing up. I knew that relationships could be fragile.