Yoko Ono Quotes

Marriage is neither heaven nor hell, it is simply purgatory.

Marriage is an attempt to solve problems together which you didn't even have when you were on your own.

All marriages are happy. It's the living together afterward that causes all the trouble.

Husbands never become good; they merely become proficient.

It's just as hard... staying happily married as it is doing movies.

I don't care how handsome or fabulous or funny the groom is, or how sweet and accommodating the bride, or vice versa. Marriage is hard.

Before marriage, many couples are very much like people rushing to catch an airplane; once aboard, they turn into passengers. They just sit there.

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.

It is easier to be a lover than a husband for the simple reason that it is more difficult to be witty every day than to say pretty things from time to time.

It's a difficult undertaking. I've been married for four years and I see this movie as a cautionary tale about people who've gone deeply out of communication.

I have a strong marriage, and my wife and I love each other.

Marriage is a series of desperate arguments people feel passionately about.

My husband and I are best of friends first and foremost. We fight like cats and dogs, but never stay mad for long. I was lucky to find him, he is in every way, my soulmate.

I knew that it was harder to unite two lives than I had imagined growing up. I knew that relationships could be fragile.

Do not measure your marriage by how much love you feel today: measure it by how much love you've offered today.

I have a very intense marriage.

Love, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the influences under which he incurred the disorder. This disease is prevalent only among civilized races living under artificial conditions; barbarous nations breathing pure air and eating simple food enjoy immunity from its ravages.

In December 1998, I considered myself an expert on love. I was almost a year into a relationship, one that had grown more slowly than I had wished, but once it flowered it was much more stimulating than any marriage or relationship I had known.

If it's not working before you get married, marriage isn't going to fix it.

All my six husbands married me for different reasons.

Marriage may often be a stormy lake, but celibacy is almost always a muddy horse pond.

When a marriage works, nothing on earth can take its place.

Marriage must be a relation either of sympathy or of conquest.

I wouldn't change being married. It was good for me, and I was happy for a period of time, and I learned a lot about myself.

Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.