IRWIN COREY

If we don't change direction soon, we'll end up where we're going.

Why do I wear tennis shoes? That's two questions. Do I wear tennis shoes? The answer to that question is, "Yes." "Why?" That's a question philosophers have been pondering for centuries.

Remember, "I" before "E", except in Budweiser.

I don't believe Spiro Agnew is a crook. If he was a crook, he'd still be in office.

Today we must all be aware that protocol takes precedence over procedure.

Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.

Without this great land of ours, we would all drown.

When your IQ rises to 28, sell.

Borrow from your friends, and when they ain't got any more money, make new friends.

Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.

If we don't change direction soon, we'll end up where we're going.

When your IQ rises to 28, sell.

Without this great land of ours, we would all drown.

Remember, "I" before "E", except in Budweiser.

I don't believe Spiro Agnew is a crook. If he was a crook, he'd still be in office.

Today we must all be aware that protocol takes precedence over procedure.

Borrow from your friends, and when they ain't got any more money, make new friends.

Why do I wear tennis shoes? That's two questions. Do I wear tennis shoes? The answer to that question is, "Yes." "Why?" That's a question philosophers have been pondering for centuries.