Rodney Dangerfield Quotes

All marriages are happy. It's trying to live together afterwards that causes all the problems.

Staying focused is hard work and staying married is even harder.

It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages.

Marriage is an attempt to solve problems together which you didn't even have when you were on your own.

All marriages are happy. It's the living together afterward that causes all the trouble.

I think like any marriage, especially when you've had divorced parents like myself; you want to try even harder to make it work.

Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings... and lawyers.

Maintaining marriage seems to be tougher than fatherhood: apparently it's the most difficult thing in the world.

I think I was a terrible husband, I think I'm a terrible boyfriend.

If love means never having to say you're sorry, then marriage means always having to say everything twice.

I don't care how handsome or fabulous or funny the groom is, or how sweet and accommodating the bride, or vice versa. Marriage is hard.

I feel that marriage can lead to the ultimate rejection and failure and divorce and things we all fear.

Marriage ain't easy, but it's great most of the time.

The difficulty with marriage is that we fall in love with a personality, but must live with a character.

I hate, for example, whenever you hear someone say, 'You have work at being a couple.'

Marriage is marriage. Everybody has problems.

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.

It's a difficult undertaking. I've been married for four years and I see this movie as a cautionary tale about people who've gone deeply out of communication.

It's so easy to grow apart; marriage takes work.

Every couple needs glue to stay together. Like all marriages, I suspect, if you're busy you don't see it coming until you can't put the toothpaste back in the tube. It's a bit like going broke. It happens slowly and then very quickly.

Marriage is like life - it is a field of battle, not a bed of roses.

Even though marriage is doomed, if you turned it into a job you like and really work at it - it can be salvaged.

If somebody has never been married, they don't know compromise.

Marriage is a lot of things - a source of love, security, the joy of children, but it's also an interpersonal battlefield, and it's not hard to see why: Take two disparate people, toss them together in often-confined quarters, add the stresses of money and kids - now lather, rinse, repeat for the rest of your natural life. What could go wrong?

Marriage, even the best marriages are tough.