Jimmy Fallon Quotes

The critics tend to forget their own answers after a while.

Well, Mitt Romney is a very attractive comedic target. He's irresistible to me. I mean, seriously, I want to pay less attention to him.

I have a couple of jokes that are politically oriented, but it just sickens me to do them.

People go, 'Oh, Trump must be good for comedy,' and I go, 'Ehhh.'

I have lost my short-term memory - I'm just getting blonder by the day.

I think it's probably much easier to do political comedy from a two-party point of view, in that the majority have some sense of what it means to be one or the other.

I've never really worked on them. Just once in a while one hits me and makes me laugh. My Al Gore was sort of like a gay Gomer Pyle.

It's almost impossible to be funnier than the people in Washington.

There's a lot of division in politics, and that is why I am grateful to be a part of a show like 'Veep.' It makes light of the daunting aspects of the political world.

I always have trouble remembering three things: faces, names, and - I can't remember what the third thing is.

One of the strangest aspects of living with certain kinds of memory loss is knowing that the forgetting is happening.

Politics is developing more comedians than radio ever did.

I don't really have funny things to say about politics. I wish I did, but I don't.

When you deal with a person who's experiencing dementia, you can see where they're struggling with knowledge. You can see what they forget completely, what they forget but they know what they once knew. You can tell how they're trying to remember.

I'm a politician, and as you know, politicians are rarely very funny.

There are people on staff who have made that point, that the upside to a second Bush term is that it makes 'American Dad' work better. To me, the price is too high. I would gladly give up the comedy to have a President Kerry. But you work with what you have.

You try to - you want to fly on both sides of the political fence because that's where the - where the comedy is.

Ross Perot. I could have had a ball with him.

Jon Stewart kills me. I love him. And Bill Maher. He does an hour on HBO. But entirely political. It is awfully rough, but he does make me laugh.

It's almost like he's started to sound even more exotic the more people started doing him. I don't know why, but there's just something about Al Gore that makes me laugh.

I know these jokes aren't great, ladies and gentlemen, see this is the problem you run into when you're between impeachments.

I can barely remember what I wrote yesterday, let alone 10 years ago.

I'm not the guy to ask about politics. I'm a gag writer.

Strictly by the nature of 'Veep,' in any given moment, a lot can go wrong.

I've always been interested in socially political, or overtly political, comedy.