Mary Frances Berry Quotes

Voting in Florida is like there’s some kind of goody in a box and you want to get it, but you’ve got to be persistent to get it.

Humor is everywhere in that there's irony in just about anything a human does.

Comedy is only as stupid as you are smart.

If it bends, it's funny; if it breaks, it's not funny.

It's funny because it's funny.

The absolute truth is the thing that makes people laugh.

It seems to me there has been some systematic disenfranchisement of voters … because people haven’t cared enough to spend the money to have good voting systems and voter education.

The whole point of comedy, what's fun, is taking the stupid thought I had and working it into something that makes a bunch of people laugh.

I heard a guy tell me he liked cherries. I waited to hear if he was going to say "tomatoes", then I realized he like cherries just. That joke is ridiculous.

I like humor.

For me, if you distill comedy down, it is surprise and the unexpected. That has to be it on its most base level, in any form.

I've always thought something that makes you laugh, it makes you laugh because there's a little bit of truth to it.

Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.

Comedically, unpleasantness is great fun.

Everything is ironic to me. There are moments I find hysterical, but I'm probably the only one who would find that, except for a few people.

No subject is unsuitable for comedy.

When you're with Chris Wylde, there's never not laughter.

A lot of people don't think of my work as being all that funny, but I think it's hilarious!

I have a fine sense of the ridiculous, but no sense of humor.

Everything I say is a joke. I am a joke myself.

The whole point about laughter is it's like mercury: you can't catch it, you can't catch what motivates it - that's why it's funny.

When something is truly funny, it's funny all the time.

If I don't offend somebody, then I'm probably not funny.

You didn't want to laugh, did you? It wasn't very funny, was it?

It is a strange enterprise to make respectable people laugh.