Mitch Hedberg Quotes

Laughable

How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand.

If it bends, it's funny; if it breaks, it's not funny.

It's funny because it's funny.

The whole point of comedy, what's fun, is taking the stupid thought I had and working it into something that makes a bunch of people laugh.

I've always thought something that makes you laugh, it makes you laugh because there's a little bit of truth to it.

Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.

Everything is ironic to me. There are moments I find hysterical, but I'm probably the only one who would find that, except for a few people.

I'm afraid they've left their legs at home.

Comedy comes from confusion.

No subject is unsuitable for comedy.

Humor is everywhere in that there's irony in just about anything a human does.

A lot of people don't think of my work as being all that funny, but I think it's hilarious!

I have a fine sense of the ridiculous, but no sense of humor.

It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious.

Comedy is only as stupid as you are smart.

Everything I say is a joke. I am a joke myself.

The whole point about laughter is it's like mercury: you can't catch it, you can't catch what motivates it - that's why it's funny.

When something is truly funny, it's funny all the time.

If I don't offend somebody, then I'm probably not funny.

It's just something that's sort of funny, sort of not.

I have always found humor in places where humor wasn't necessarily intended.

The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that he is already degraded.

The absolute truth is the thing that makes people laugh.

If you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kill you.