Niall Horan Quotes

You win a race, the next race it's a question mark. Are you still the best or not? That's what is funny. But that's what is interesting. And that's what is challenging. You have to prove yourself every time.

One of the funny things about the stock market is that every time one person buys, another sells, and both think they are astute.

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.

Every time I do something silly, it comes off really funny because it's natural.

Every time I see an adult on a bicycle, I no longer despair for the future of the human race.

It's funny: the one time I got star-struck was when I met Snoop Dogg. I gave him a hug and said, 'I love you, man.'

It was the best night of my life, getting to dance on stage with Madonna!

Ever wonder about those people who spend $2 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backward.

I don't consider myself a funny girl, but I do have a sense of humor because I don't take myself too seriously. Taking yourself too seriously, I think, is not right. Life is supposed to be funny. Because if you can laugh about yourself when you made a mistake or when you did something wrong, you can learn from it.

Every time I have a bikini wax, Cameron Diaz holds me down.

The only time my education was interrupted was when I was in school.

You know how it is when you’re walking up the stairs, and you get to the top, and you think there’s one more step? I’m like that all the time.

Once I was doing a sponsored walk. In the end I managed to raise so much money, I could afford a taxi.

Apparently they're going to bring in 'Super Asbos'. But 'Asbos' already sound too cool. Teenagers see them as a badge of honour. They should call them 'Gaybos' or 'Bender Badges'.

I'm going to name drop like an idiot now, but Bono rang me up once, right? I don't know how he got my number, but I, ever so stupidly, and obviously thought it was one of my mates mocking about. So I was like, "Yeah, whatever." And it was him, but I even went to him, "That's not even a good Irish accent!"

I bought a house on a one-way dead-end road. I don’t know how I got there.

What year did Jesus think it was?

My mother comes in my room and says, "Just look at this mess! This is a pig sty!" Now, I've already been in the room five hours, and she wants me to LOOK at it.

How old are you?” “Seventeen,” he answered promptly. “And how long have you been seventeen?” His lips twitched as he stared at the road. “A while,” he admitted at last.

There was a knock on our dressing-room door. Our manager shouted, 'Keith! Ron! The Police are here!' Oh, man, we panicked, flushed everything down the john. Then the door opened and it was Stewart Copeland and Sting.

At Christmas time I sat on Santa's lap. His fly was open ! Boy what a present he gave me !

Time wounds all heels.

I took a test in Existentialism. I left all the answers blank and got 100.

Too many people, when they get old, think that they have to live by the calendar.

How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars