Noel Fielding Quotes

I've been in the emergency room for food poisoning.

That is raw dough. Never eat raw dough. They can make worms in your tummy. Worms in your tummy.

I don't know why you call it morning sickness, because I was sick all day and night!

It always sucks to have to cancel a show because of illness, but unfortunately it sometimes happens.

My mother accidentally gave me food poisoning. She fed me baby carrots for a snack before Christmas dinner - but they had expired in June! I threw up for the next 24 hours.

When my daughter was ill in Great Ormond Street, it was the darkest period of my life.

If you are going to a destination where the food might be more exotic than usual, always err on the side of caution.

I get great pleasure from stuffed foods, from an apple strudel to a vegetable samosa, from a whole roasted bird with a sweet and savoury stuffing to a vine leaf filled with rice and spices.

I can have my day carefully planned, but if someone wakes up with a cough or a sniffle, then everything changes. Thinking quickly and adapting without grumbling are essential skills to learn, in my opinion.

One of the best temporary cures for pride and affectation is seasickness; a man who wants to vomit never puts on airs.

I was at number one in Australia with both my album and my single. And then I was told I had cancer. I thought, 'What a strange turn of events.'

The symptoms of food poisoning often don't appear for days after the contaminated meal was eaten. As a result, most cases of food poisoning are never properly diagnosed.

Republicans have never been good at public relations.

That incident ruined my reputation for 10 years. Get one Beatle drunk and look what happens!

I kind of live a private life. I am out a lot, I have amazing friends and see a lot, so it's not like I'm a hermit. But I just know what I do for a living and that there are certain sensitivities.

I've done a few jobs out there for the money, and I find those jobs have come back to haunt me.

I've barfed in movies before. It seems like it always ends up being Campbell's soup mixed with something else.

My mom had a heart attack, and it came out of nowhere - she was 54. My dad had leukemia for about 3 months. He was 80 when he passed. My dad had me later in life, and so he had leukemia and was alive for about 3 months between diagnosis and passing away.

If there had been zombies on the iceberg when the Titanic hit it, that would have made a much better movie.

I got food poisoning in Venezuela, and it sucked!

Even if I might say to myself, 'I don't need health insurance. I won't get sick,' the fact is, as human beings with mortality, we are going to get sick, and it's unpredictable when.

Where do you go to buy back your reputation when you lose it?

Colgate is the epitome of having it both ways. Academically, it ranks in the top twenty schools in the country, but it is also a famous party school.

The hardest is foods I am not familiar with. Gyros, I lost that one; I don't like tzatziki sauce very much. I did kimchi in Korea, which was rough: fermented cabbage and spicy.

When I was younger, my family suddenly and unexpectedly lost all of our life savings to a man we had trusted as a friend. The financial loss was difficult, especially because my sister and I were both in college. But the breach of trust was even more painful.