Kristin Hannah Quotes

He was a self-made man who owed his lack of success to nobody.

The only person I'll marry is myself. Believe me, my ego is that big.

I'm serious, in general, and I guess I cling onto the little freedom I have offscreen. Having said that, I am funny and, at the same time, detached from a lot of things in life.

I can't relax here. These people have no pubic hair anywhere. We have pubic hair on the ceiling.

Wit is, in fact, the eloquence of indifference.

But you do have to learn, if you want to be a satirist, you can't be part of the party. Meaning, you can't go horseback riding with Jackie O in Central Park if you're going to make a joke about her that night.

Society, to be sure, does not like this very well; it saith, Whoso goes to walk alone, accuses the whole world; he declares all to be unfit to be his companions; it is very uncivil, nay, insulting; Society will retaliate.

Way, way back in the day, like in the 1990s, if you wanted to tell everyone you ate waffles for breakfast, you couldn’t just go on the Internet and tweet it out. There was only one way to do it. You had to go outside and scream at the top of your lungs, 'I ate waffles for breakfast!' That’s why so many people ended up in institutions. They seemed crazy, but when you think about it, they were just ahead of their time.

I'm not like Puff Daddy, I hold my own umbrella.

Oh my gosh,Nick. You're not wearing a shirt! This must be one of those exciting days ending in Y.

The basis of good manners is self-reliance. Necessity is the law of all who are not self-possessed.

If you can't make fun of yourself, you don't have any right to make fun of others

If a woman could take care of herself, would she still need a man? Would she even want one? And if she didn't want a man, what kind of woman would she be? Would she even be a woman? Because it seemed if you were a woman, the only thing you were really supposed to want was a man.

That's your response to everything: drink?" "No, that's my response to nothing.

Charles, mate, you fret too much. I'm a grown man, I am, and I can blood my handle." "Handle your blood?" Bones offered dryly. Ian grinned. "Exactly.

I can drink like a fish, or at least, someone born with fetal alcohol syndrome.

I have come to the conclusion never again to think of marrying, and for this reason, I can never be satisfied with anyone who would be blockhead enough to have me.

I don't really hashtag things. Unless I'm talking to somebody and I'm being funny and I say something mean but then I'm like, Hashtag...something that's funny. I like to only hashtag funny things, not real stuff.

You worry too much. Eat some bacon...what? No, I got no idea if it'll make you feel better, I just made too much bacon.

It's not really a shorter skirt, I just have longer legs

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Don't teach a man to fish and you feed yourself. He's a grown man, fishing's not that hard.

Men are brave enough to go to war, but they are not brave enough to get a bikini wax.

You don't want to have to be the man and the woman in the relationship. I always say you want a man who can fix the toilet.

Never run after you own hat - others will be delighted to do it; why spoil their fun?

My husband is here and I'd like to thank him, for many things, but first of all for pointing out that I had a big hole in my frock and then that my nipples were pointing in different directions. It's good to have an expert there to help you with that sort of thing.