Jenna Marbles Quotes

All I know about humor is that I don't know anything about it.

I don't think there's a punch-line scheduled, is there?

It's just something that's sort of funny, sort of not.

I don't recommend washing your face. Because you might drown.

I never knew what an engineer did for a living when I was a kid. I still don't.

I don't know what humor is.

You do some things and you just hope people will laugh.

Rick stared at him. "Your brother is an alien." "Yeah, but he's a cute one.

The Doctor: I've seen bigger. Clara: Really? The Doctor: Are you joking? It's massive!

As a rule, I don't like to laugh at the misfortune of others. The exception to that rule is if it's really, really funny.

Physical fitness is in. I recently had a physical fit myself.

You take romance - I'll take Jell-O.

He's a jokester, and that's funny, very funny. Ha-ha. Very funny.

I never wear flats. My shoes are so high that sometimes when I step out of them, people look around in confusion and ask, "Where'd she go?" and I have to say, "I'm down here.

I'm an illegal alien and have been for many years. If you rub my skin, I go green.

Eve took me to teach me how to fence," Claire said. "Not so much how to fence as how to hold a sword and not drop it," Eve said. "And then I fought Oliver to a draw." Shane fluttered his hands. "Oh, and then we were all elected as ice princesses and asked to go to Disneyland!" "Laugh all you want. I'm going to look way better in full skirts than you," Eve said.

It's a dangerous game that comedy plays. Sometimes it tells you the truth; sometimes it delays it.

His attention caught, her companion raised his eyes from the book which lay open beside him on the table and directed them upon her in a look of aloof enquiry. 'What's that? Did you say something to me, Venetia?' 'Yes, love,' responded his sister cheerfully, 'but it wasn't of the least consequence, and in any event I answered for you. You would be astonished, I daresay, if you knew what interesting conversations I enjoy with myself.

Yes, because a vampire slumber party is the pinnacle of safety conscious behavior.

I still believe in Hope - mostly because there's no such place as Fingers Crossed, Arkansas.

Let me get this straight. So you left the Dauntless compound to get ready for war... and took your makeup bag with you?" "Yep. Figured it would be harder for anyone to shoot me if they saw how devastatingly attractive I was.

Thank God for wisecracks.

Cute? I think my testosterone level just dropped - Ranger

I know you followed me. Don't look so surprised. It's called a rearview mirror.

Why are you making a joke out of this?" she asks. "Because it's stupid, Nik. There's not even room in my day to think about someone else.