Hunter S. Thompson Quotes

I'm drinking lots of rum and popping pinks and greys.

We used to drink an awful lot of alcohol.

He who drinks too much beer must drink water

I wanna get drunk 'til I'm off my mind. One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer.

I work very hard to keep on an even keel as far as alcohol is concerned.

I'm a big fan of the effects of alcohol.

It's not a crime to get drunk.

Beer. It always seems like such a good idea at the time, doesn't it? What's worse is beer seems like an even better idea after you've had some beer.

Ale, man, ale's the stuff to drink for fellows whom it hurts to think.

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution.

I doubt if you can have a truly wild party without liquor.

Drinking spirits cannot cause spiritual damage.

First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.

Come, for my part I will have only those glorious, manly pleasures of being very drunk, and very slovenly.

This day we have held a council, and it is agreed by the Shawnee in general that whatever rum is in our towns shall be broke and split and not drunk; and whosoever shall bring any rum or any sort of strong drink into our towns, Indian or white man, let it be little or much, it shall be broke or split in the presence of the whole town…

If the ancients drank wine as our people drink rum and cider, it is no wonder we hear of so many possessed with devils

Evidence...proves that prohibition only drives drunkenness behind doors and into dark places, and does not cure it or even diminish it.

I drank too much, only champagne.

The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to.

Drinking makes people go out of control.

Sure, I've done enough partying for 10 guys.

I try to have little or no alcohol when I go to a big conference. Sorry to be a party pooper, but that stuff can regress you really fast, and this is not a good place to regress.

I drink a lot of beer.

The night I turned twenty-two, I drank a shot for every year. I was so drunk, I'd just walk up to people in the bar and hit them in the balls. My friends drove me home and left me propped up on the couch holding a bucket. I woke up with vomit all over me. The bucket was clean as a whistle.

Well, it wasn't like I was going to run out and score heroin and score an ounce of coke - but incidentally, on the road, I would usually get tanked up and as stoned as I possibly could to go on stage. And offstage, it would be a demon that would come up about twice a week.