W. C. Fields Quotes

I don't deserve any credit for turning the other cheek as my tongue is always in it.

Moderation is a virtue only in those who are thought to have an alternative.

Be moderate in everything, including moderation.

My theory is that balance is key - nothing in excess.

You must be wise, but not too wise.

But I've never looked at myself as being particularly funny.

Everyone talks about moderation. How about some moderation in moderation?

I appreciate humor so much, but I'm actually not a funny girl.

I want to keep everything balanced. That's why it's important not to have too much fanfare.

I don't think anyone's ever accused me of too much self-love.

We're about moderation.

Everything in moderation.

Trust me: if I had something interesting to say about myself, I would.

I never thought I was funny.

So many things--nay every real thing--is good if only it will be humble and ordinate.

I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.

A gentleman is someone who can play the accordion, but doesn't.

Sex has been around for a long time. You may not believe this, but it was around before I was.

Have more than you show, Speak less than you know.

I stand astonished at my own moderation

I've only been doing this fifty-four years. With a little experience, I might get better.

Everything in moderation, and there's a perfect balance in this life if we can find it.

It must be a balance in everything we do, not too much of everything, keep it simple, not complicated.

Earnestness is enthusiasm tempered by reason.

Some are blessed with musical ability, others with good looks. Myself, I was blessed with modesty.