Brock Lesnar Quotes

I told the Mucinex people, 'You picked me because I always sound sick'. They were like, 'Well, it doesn't hurt'.

I endorse only products I actually use. Like Wheaties keeps offering me money, but I don't eat Wheaties, so I can't do it. Now, if Rice Krispies or Frosted Flakes offered me a deal, I'd take it right away. Apple Jacks, I'd be on the box in a heartbeat. Apple Shaqs. Yeah.

My first commercial was for Miller High Life beer.

Because we're sponsored by competing breweries there is always competition. When we were both fighting for ninth or 10th place, nobody really cared except the two companies.

The longest word in the world is "a word from our sponsor."

It was reported that Anna Kournikova is coming out with her own brand of deodorant. Apparently, the ads show Kournikova holding up her deodorant and saying now only her tennis game stinks.

My wife is the sweetest, most tolerant, most beautiful woman in the world. This is a paid political announcement.

I should be the face of Samuel Smith Beer. That'd be great.

Beginning in 1978, Nike paid coaches to put their shoes on the team.

I'd like to thank Sony for their gracious hospitality, and for not repeatedly punching me in the face. If I seem a little nervous, it's because Kevin Butler was introduced to me backstage as the VP of sharpening things.

Remember, "I" before "E", except in Budweiser.

They do what they do for money - that's all. I don't even know why you're listening to me. I've done commercials for both Coke and Pepsi. Truth is, I can't even taste the difference, but Pepsi paid me last, so there it is.

Morocco is the greatest. I should be getting money from the Moroccans because I'm just telling everyone that it's a wonderful place to go.

No wonder he has such nice teeth. They probably pay him in dental floss.

Father's Day is important because, besides being the day on which we honor Dad, it's the one day of the year that Brookstone does any business.

This sausage roll only contains 2% of your daily intake of calories... if you lick it.

We have a drinking game in Australia, it's called drinking.

If you're going to be in a series and it has commercial breaks... People say, "Oh, there's a difference between cable and network," and my response to that is, "No, there's a difference between sponsored and not sponsored." That's the thing.

Sound an alarm! Advertising, not deals, builds brands.

I was traveling down the road with a buddy and there's a guy driving around in a jeep with a dead deer strapped to the hood. My buddy says to me you think he's been hunting? Nope, They're probably giving them away with the purchase of every jeep. Here's your sign!

In case you're wondering what we all do here during the commercial breaks, mostly we just sit around making catty remarks about the outfits you're all wearing at home.

We didn't have steroids. If I wanted to get pumped up, I drank a case of beer.

Sugar free? With the name Sugarpova I don't think I will be doing anything sugar free very soon.

Motto of the U.S. airline industry - "We're Hoping to Have a Motto Announcement in About an Hour."

The Coca-Cola Mean Joe Greene ad is one of the most famous commercials of all time, so I was blown away when they asked me to be in this new spot.