Milo Yiannopoulos Quotes

I adore political parties. They are the only place left to us where people don’t talk politics.

There is nothing more frightening to a political satirist than an honest administration.

Let's be completely honest: the Trump campaign's social media was a joke.

Donald Trump is attacking President Obama's background. And I said, 'Wait a minute, Trump also is from a mixed background. He's half jack and half ass.'

Of course there's a backlash. Of course. Look, half the country voted for Donald Trump. But I think one of the things that we try to do on Update is we try to hit him on the facts. If Hillary Clinton was President we would be making fun of her just as much. We're not trying to be right, we're not trying to be wrong, we're trying to be funny.

I've had shows where, afterwards, people have commented or hoped I would talk more about something in politics or that I would make a joke about Mitch McConnell or something like that.

I have seen many a tear-strewn individual during my time working on daytime TV's morning sofas: individuals encouraged to share their views, ill prepared for the backlash that social media will deliver direct to you, unregulated and unrelenting.

There is only so many times you can say, 'Trump tweeted something that was bad.' That is not a joke to me.

People like me took Donald Trump literally, but never seriously. But his supporters took him seriously and not literally.

I think the wave of social media rejection is coming. I think there will be a big reaction against it. It's just like sugar- - mean, I loved it as a kid.

This week Bill Clinton tweeted a photo of himself reading George W. Bush's new book '41.' Then George W. Bush responded to that post on Instagram. Then John McCain said 'You two are hilarious' by telegraph.

One of my most often repeated quips was the one I made when former Presidents Carter, Ford and Nixon stood by each other at a White House event. 'There they are,' I said. 'See no evil, hear no evil, and . . . evil.'

I love the Tea Party. They are the ultimate beer goggles. They make everything look better.

[Donald] Trump is a [Hillary] Clinton Christmas gift.

The Senate decided they will be smoke-free. They ordained that all public areas in the Senate are now smoke-free. However, the senators themselves will still be allowed to blow smoke up each other's asses.

During the Democratic presidential debate Howard Dean started off by apologizing to the crowd for having a cold. Then John Kerry apologized for once having a cold while serving his country in Vietnam.

The political arena is the funniest.They [politicians] are always pretending to change, but they never change. They're the best actors and actresses in the world. They've always been hilarious since the beginning of time.

I wouldn't have the slightest interest in running for public office. I'd rather make jokes about politicians than become one of them.

Only a Bush could answer a 'yes' or 'no' question two different ways and be wrong both times.

I'm wearing pants, for f---'s sake. Lay off. I mean, it's not like I'm a f---ing lead miner. There are harder jobs in the world. But when people feel the freedom to create Tumblr accounts about my c---, I feel like that wasn't part of the deal ... But whatever. I guess it's better than being called out for the opposite.

George Bush says, 'Gore's book needs a lot of explaining.' Of course, Bush says that about every book.

If Milo [Yiannopoulos] were a liberal, he could say whatever and then some, and he wouldn't be addressing Conservative Political Action Conference, he would be emceeing the Oscars.

George Clooney says he's had sex with too many women to ever run for office. He was immediately made Prime Minister of Italy.

The only way you can ever accuse a Conservative of hypocrisy is if they walk past a homeless person without kicking him in the face.

A conservative, a liberal, and a moderate walk into a bar. The bartender says, 'Hi, Mitt.'