Jack Dee Quotes

They look at someone like me, and I just really get up their nose. I really wind them up.

Universal vaccination may well be the greatest success story in medical history.

It has been suggested at various times that I should start an operation in the United Kingdom but - bearing in mind my age and medical history - I think this would be not a very sensible way to go forward.

Health food makes me sick.

There are jerks all over Washington. Life is short; being a jerk is just unnecessary.

Your genome knows much more about your medical history than you do.

I have no patience at all.

I'm very intolerant and I get fed up with people easily.

The history of using mice to stand in for humans in medical experiments is replete with failures.

It takes an awful lot to get me cross.

I'm old enough to remember when the polio vaccine was still new. Also, it hadn't been that long since most people who caught pneumonia died from it. These medical breakthroughs were practically miracles.

There's not an emperor or artist out there I won't read a medical history of, even if - or especially if - the author uses that medical history to spin out wild counterfactuals about how wars or masterpieces might have turned out differently. They're like delicious philosophical mints to roll around inside your mouth, just to see how they taste.

If you stay here much longer, you'll all get slitty-eyed

Half of these people are trying to insult me by staying away and half of them are trying to insult me by coming.

Mr, Trump's comment reflect an insulting degree of ignorance and/or insensitivity. It demonstrates a profound ignorance of history.

Harriet Washington, in 'Medical Apartheid: The Dark History of Medical Experimentation on Black Americans from Colonial Times to the Present,' documents the smallpox experiments Thomas Jefferson performed on his Monticello slaves. In fact, much of what we now think of as public health emerged from the slave system.

I don't like bullies or selfishness or people who are grumpy.

There's always someone out there being mean, but what upsets me is the spite. Why are you like that? Why are you so horrible?

I would get so angry whenever I'd notice people looking at me weirdly. They'd even stop me on the street and ask questions about my skin color.

Wellcome Collection will be an exciting place in which to explore themes of human well-being, starting with the powerful collections of Sir Henry Wellcome.

Beverley Leslie was closeted. I'm not closeted. He was a little homophobic. He's a social climber. I'm nothing like that. He had a mean streak. I don't think I'm mean at all.

My digestive system was so damaged that I became allergic to almost everything, including fruit and vegetables, and the only thing I could stomach was chicken and chips.

Looking at how things might be under Trump is scary, particularly when a pinnacle moment in his campaign saw him mocking and belittling a reporter with a disability.

I'm sick of it when people start to say it: 'Aren't you amazing?' If they start to say it, I hit them.

I hate the word 'annoying!'