Neil Cavuto Quotes

That Dick Cheney is pro-torture surprises no one; he freely admits it.

I was Renee Zellweger's fat doppelganger. If she ever played in a movie where she needed to be fat, apparently I could be her stunt double.

I find George Bush and Dick Cheney frightening, Donald Rumsfeld and John Ashcroft frightening.

Cheney's memoir is not about 9/11, or solely about Bush's administration, but about his entire life and political career.

The day Dick Cheney is going to run for president, I'll kill myself. All we need is one more liar.

I've thought Cheney was scary for a long time. Now I know I was right to be nervous.

The President seems a bad edition of a Polish King.

Being called a traitor by Dick Cheney is the highest honor you can give an American, and the more panicked talk we hear from people like him... the better off we all are.

Let's make Donald Trump explain his hair.

Cheney refers to his vice presidency... as one of the most consequential vice presidencies in American history. And it clearly was.

Today, possible presidential candidate Donald Trump released his birth certificate. It lists his eyes as blue and his hair as ridiculous.

William Hague, the world's favourite hairline.

The only place Al Gore conserves energy these days is on the treadmill. I don't want to suggest that Al's getting big, but the last time I saw him on TV I thought, "That reminds me - we have to do something about saving the polar bears." Never mind his carbon footprint - have you seen the size of Al Gore's regular footprint lately? It's almost as deep as Janet Reno's.

I think it's a good idea to tie Peter Mandelson to a van. Such an act would be cruel and barbaric and inhuman. But it would at least cheer everyone up a bit.

A recent conversation: Dubya: Look at the clock, time is racing! Cheney: That's the second hand, George.

Peter Mandelson is the only man I know who can skulk in broad daylight.

John Kerry keeping a low profile this week. He said he wanted to get away and go someplace where no one would expect to see him. So I guess he showed up at his old seat in the Senate. Nobody's going to look for him there.

Former President George W. Bush has hired a man to lead his presidential think tank in Dallas. The man was hired because he was the only candidate who could say the words, 'George W. Bush think tank' with a straight face.

For my birthday, buy me a politician!

John McCain said that Sarah Palin is still a force in the Republican Party. Then he got in his car and backed over his mailbox.

I love President Bush. I think it's great we have a president who always looks like he's looking directly into the sun.

Time magazine put Chris Christie on the cover with the caption, 'The Elephant in the Room.' And People magazine named him 'Sexiest Garbage Truck in a Suit.'

Do you think George Bush actually knows who Gordon Brown is? He probably just thinks Tony Blair's put on weight and had a mild stroke.

I do not make jokes about Sarah Palin simply because I could not live in this world if I believed she was a real person.

Do you get the feeling with Sarah Palin, in high school, she was voted least likely to write a book and most likely to burn one?